HMP New Prison UK

[mikem]

Homeless people about to put knife crime through the roof 🤣🤣🤣

[rickycabral]

💀 All the prisoners in America mad asf watching this rn

[sheena]

That looks nicer than most student accommodations 😂

[Elross_]

That shit better than some dorm rooms😭

[ABlueberryMuffin]

😂😂😂 “with a tv and a mattress” calm down! You had me already with the view, no need to sell it to me anymore!

[MJ-yiou]

That’s 1000 times nicer then a prison cell any where in america

[halfbakedproductions]

This is like a 7 star hotel compared to renting in most of London tbf.

[conservatvepatrot]

“With a TV… and a mattress… and… wait, I’m trying to talk them out of being murderers right?”

[kaiserb]

I thought this was one of those apartment tours 🤣

[JakeBH]

That genuinely looks like my accommodation when I was in the Army

[Maverickkk]

Looks better than the student accommodation I paid a ton to stay in

[johnnyboy]

Honestly that “cell” is a hell of a lot better then 90% of london flats and student accommodation in England.
No wonder knife crime amongst the young, especially in London is so high when this the reward.
All cooking and washing done for you too.

[shane]

lowkey looks like a college dorm room that you usually spend 4+ years with someone else usually

[RingoMonsanto]

For some reason, it doesnt look a bit discouraging or a crime deterrent. The place is a lot cleaner and a more decent accommodation that living out in the streets, with a TV and a mattress even!

[dowmnnnuppp]

Bro that looks nice! I'm in New York btw

[dreamman]

Homeless guy: 'so you're saying, if I stab someone I get a place to sleep, and three meals a day? I'm in.'

[JD-]

POV: you’re hard working citizen thinking to yourself how nice prison actually looks compared to the cardboard box you pay £500 for monthly.

[genetics]

Looks nice!! 💪💪 The shit holes I've done yrs at are like a mid evil dungeon lol

[cheetahx]

That looks better than my Uni accommodation

[jomix]

Bigger and nicer than my room I pay £400 a month for lol