AND THERE'S NOONE ALIVE WHO CAN COMPREHEND MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE

From Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Ep. 4

[redirmer]

Alucard's sexual preference is that of eldritch origin, None should dare dwell their feeble minds in it for their curiosity.

[TheWanderer]

The panicked screaming makes this scene even funnier. As in, she's like "OH GOD. WHAT DOES HE HAVE IN STORE FOR ME!?"

[HubiKoshi]

His sexual preference is Integra... preferably when she is yelling at him over the phone.

[jasoncarto]

My theory is Alucard is attracted to Trouble. Either being in trouble or trouble finding him. Or just being the trouble.

[frds_skce]

He literally loves cold and unresponsive partner.


Cuz no one alive can comprehend his sexual preferences

[Unclaimed_Username]

This is way funnier out of context. Just someone slowly approaching a frightened woman, while talking about how he has an incomprehensible sexual preference.

[angus]

You see, the funny thing is; under any other circumstance you might have had a point there. Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the ‘40’s, I hate everyone equally, and there’s no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preferences. In other words Ms. Vanwinkle… *CH-CH-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!*

[jakethefox]

in other words CH-CH-CH-CHECK YOUR PRIVLEDGE

[lker]

The way he says "no one alive" makes me think...

Did Integra's daddy know something we don't?!?

[j-lohome-slice]

The whole thing is grand, but now I can finally just send this to every person I flirt with

[Lightscribe]

The sort of guy who will fill out the "Sex:" slot in a form with "Abso-fucking-lutely"

[KarlPHorse]

Understanding Alucard's sexual preference will either drive you insane, or turn you into an all powerful elderlich. Nothing in between.

[dashyz]

His voice sounding so similar to Perfect Cell fucking kills me

[YaBoyUneven]

Love how Allucard doesn't discriminate by hating everyone equally

[tsunami]

I can comprehend it in a single word:
Y E S

[sablebranwen]

I'm glad this is finally getting attention, cuz it's my favorite line in the entire Abridged series.

[NuthinButGudVibes]

Even if there is someone alive, he would kill them so he can still say this line

[tulpa]

when you're sexually attracted to biblically accurate angels

[TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

Yea, don’t even bother trying. The inner machinations of Alucards mind is an enigma.

[pizzasheriff]

I can't stop hearing cell whenever alucard speaks and it's making this 10x funnier