Biblically Accurate CHERUB #shorts

[hanpines]

"Fear not"
"This is literally the scariest moment of my life"

[Daylight]

If "someone who blesses" looks like this, imagine how "someone who curses" would look like ? 💀💀

[justahorseygirl]

Yup angels look creepy ahahah that’s why in the Bible they always say do not fear but everyone is always scared!

[criesinfrench]

"Fear not as I am-"
"MOM THERES A DEVIL "
"I just said fear not
and where's the devil"

[saltsweet]

IMAGINE HOW SCARED MARY WOULDVE FELT WHEN THAT THING WAS SAYING " you're gonna be pregnant "

[ameliab]

Angels: "Do not be afraid...."
Also them:

[Lucas-uuut]

“Do not be afraid, for I am the messe-“
*Fuck no I’m out of here*

[Akiraaurrr]

"Fear not!"

"I just said Fear not."

[gachalxser_]

Everyone being creeped out:
Me over here: Wow that is cool they look ✨ amazing ✨

[PurpleQueen]

That sort of sums up the Helluva Boss Cherubs but instead of horrifying (in a way) they’re adorable (in a way)

[saniadogar]

"Flashbacks to Sherlock Holmes"

[Softxcxre]

Bro if he came to bless me I would be like-
“Hold up- where’s the cute baby?”

[TheBitingBat]

Cherubim literally translates to "The Burning Ones" as they carry with them coals that burn with holy flame. It's so potent that I can remove any and all curses even the ones caused by sin. They also have eyes within and without, to look upon all the majesty of God's wonders.

[scftjoon]

I'll stick to the babies with wings thank you

[isa]

“Do you know what cherubs look like?”
*Laughs in Hazbin/Helluva Boss*

[Toonwoup]

“Angels aren’t scary.”
This video: *Let me show you the truth…*

[heartsinky_.]

the cherubim is the most prettiest angel I’ve seen

[giannieroste]

"Fear not as I am-"
"Fu*k this shit im out"

[cheyheun]

Virgin Mary: minding her own business
Gabriel: do not fea-

[Foxii_nico]

To all the christians:
„Do not be afraid” makes more sense now huh?


Edit: Wow, this poor joke really started a fight😐