Store Names Should Be More Accurate | Don McMillan Comedy

Doing some beta testing here with some new bits.

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America's #1 Nerdy Comedian
What do you get when you cross an Engineer with a stand-up comedian? You get Don McMillan. This former chip designer has been doing his one-of-a-kind, PowerPoint-Driven comedy show for audiences for over 20 years. In his show packed with graphs & charts, Don will show you the funny side of your world that has been sitting right in front of you – you are just too busy working to notice. Don graduated from Stanford University with a Master’s Degree in Electrical Engineering. He then went to work at AT&T Bell Labs where he was part of the team that designed the world’s first 32-bit microprocessor. He then moved to Silicon Valley where he helped launch the start-up company, VLSI Technology. Then after 15 years in the tech world, Don quit his job to become a stand-up comedian. That year he won $100,000 as the Comedy Grand Champion on “Star Search”. Don’s been seen on “The Tonight Show”, “HBO”, and the “Comedy Central”. These days, Don spends most of his time writing and performing customized corporate comedy shows for companies like Google, Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, Ford Motors, and Exxon/Mobil. Don has performed more than 800 corporate shows in the last 20 years and he was named the #1 Corporate Comedian by the CBS Business Network.

[musickid]

"This joke may not work" could be followed by "but it's too late to change the slides"

[Silverfoxwolfen]

As a fellow engineer I feel the need to point out, 'Who needs parking!' should be 'Who needs parking?'. Much appreciation from London.

[dhombios]

1:33 I feel he had lost the opportunity of calling it FIFO Burger 😂

[mxslick]

Another store name I heard many years ago... Nieman Marcus = Needless Markups

[thomaspeacock]

In Denver, the mass transit system is called RTD which is officially “ Regional Transportation District.” But we locals call it “Reason To Drive.”

[Paladin]

Our county seat has one major industry, the state prison. When they ran a campaign to come up with a new slogan for the town, I submitted "WELCOME TO DEER LODGE; IT'S NOT JUST FOR CONVICTS ANYMORE". I didn't win. 😥

[roguedogx]

2:10 better question, how could you NOT find a Starbucks? I'm pretty sure they opened one up in my kitchen, despite the fact that I never go to Starbucks.

[airheads]

I thought for sure you were going to put a "G" in front of Ross Cheap Crap!

[Ktakahashi]

The Khols rename is so funny! And too accurate! 🤣

[justnotgd]

Consumer Value Store. That's okay, I didn't know either.

[kenhoyme]

Beta testing from an Alpha Engineer...

[jeanneblondewomanstamping]

So true about all of them! Especially In & Out Burger and Trader Joe’s. 😂

[SandrA-hrzk]

In n Out can still move 20 cars faster than being stuck behind one car at a McD’s.

[JohnJohn]

In-N-Out burger is called that because of how fast they pass through your digestive system.

[OkapiJim]

My Trader Joe’s has parking. But, all the shopping carts are way too big for the aisles. There’s no half carts.

[dabidosan]

In a world of people whom try hard to be funny, this guy makes it look effortless.

[robbywright]

But In-N-Out Burger lines move very quickly. I really miss them since moving East.

[keionhaku]

CVS is how they describe their receipts
Consistently Very Stretched-out

[eddiee]

Thank you for making me laugh. Trader's and Kohl’s got me good.

[TheCriminalViolin]

The In-N-Out equivalent up here in Oregon is Dutch Brothers.