jotaro turns 29

audio from john mulaney's new in town

[nightblade]

Jotaro secretly practices Hamon to avoid looking senile like Joseph (you know, for the dolphins), but the effects of age prevention look a little too well on him...

[Plutoniumcontrolrod]

Jotaro aged normal until his teenage years when puberty hit him like an ambulance in reverse and then he started aging backwards slowly looking slightly younger

[PhiGuy]

I just love how in part 6 Jotaro and Jolyne look more like brother and sister.

[MrLWEL]

Even when he's 40-something he doesn't age

[therealslimquaidy]

the irony of this is when jotaro was a child people were like "HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT GIANT MAN"

[HyakuJuu]

0:10 perfectly summarizes the diffirence between Part 3 and Part 4 Jotaro.

[yanderederp]

0:04 you were expecting a balloon but instead it was me DIO

[Doctor]

The real reason Jotaro's wife divorced him was because she was tired of having the cops called on her for being a "pedophile"

[da_pikmin_coder]

Okayasu: "Get some rest, tall child!"
Jotaro: "I'm not a child. B—baka!"
Josuke: "Don't listen to him, Okayasu. He's literally my nephew."

[RustyPancakes]

Why does the JJBA community have such a weird obsession with John Mulaney?

[bigdweebus]

Now I kind of want a shirt that just says "Then why do I, Kishibe Rohan, "

[-TPLT]

Joseph on the other hand goes through about four different aging designs, for all we know who could've lived forever had it not been for a part in the mango.

[MelodyBurst]

It sounds like if Jotaro went to the ocean he might complain that there's too much tuna.

[Kamehameha]

I consistently forget that Jotaro is still in high school in Part 3

[KumoKumiko]

the accuracy is terrifying

thank you for this 10/10

[CarloCanovaccio]

THIS IS PART 4 IN A NUTSHELL
PROTECT THE TALL CHILD! x'D

[Momoryuto]

love John Mulaney, love jojo, and this? it's just fantastic.

[DrYotre]

0:05 You thought it was a balloon? But It was me, DIO! (He was on the top right of the screen)

[chertikinamoto]

Now that I have context and know who all these characters are, it only adds to the funny

[himsen]

40 y.o jotaro : still looks young (or even getting younger)