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Our mission is to bring ethical food to the table, the breakfast nook, the picnic blanket, and anywhere else you might enjoy a plate of scrambled eggs or a freshly wrapped breakfast burrito. We work every day to improve the lives of people, animals, and the planet through food. Whether it’s giving our hens year-round outdoor access, supporting family farmers, enabling you to trace your eggs back to the farm, or setting the record straight in the egg aisle, you can always trust that Vital Farms is Keeping it Bullsh*t-Free. Our pasture-raised eggs are food you don’t have to question, unless the question is “why is this so delicious?”

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