Bitcoin hits 100k, here's some tips to protect your peace

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[alterrush]

“And sometimes they’re even women” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[baku_m_salti]

BAH GOD ITS MORNING BREW WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

[laurenconrad]

This reminds me of when I was applying to tech jobs and one company asked me if I was willing to be paid in crypto. I said no. I am a woman.

[AD-lhjk]

At this point I can’t even tell if I have FOMO or dodged a bullet with crypto anymore

It’s a (digital) coin flip 😂

[turtlellama]

Every time bitcoin spikes, I remember my friend buying a pizza for 16 bitcoin.

[ANTREU]

As a crypto bro i can confirm 99% of people talking about crypto are insufferable idiots

[meiotta]

I love talk tuah but I find myself wondering if I've ever had a mouth in my entire life

[Cob]

Thanks for the new PSA. Your haircut looks nice. Keep that chair handy.

[zivzulander]

The popping of the Everything Bubble 2.0 is going to be messy. Get an umbrella (or a chair).

[malekhakim]

When the dust settles, the cycle will repeat.

[Jose]

SOMETIMES crypto is useful, like paying for services that are blocked in your country because of sanctions or because the company refuse to comply with grossly overreach (India demanding VPNs to keep logs, which kills the purpose of an actually private VPN)

[PhinTheOx]

Last time one talked to me I just said morally I can’t commit myself to something that means the only way I can make money is for someone else to lose it all crypto is a scam just sometimes it’s not you that’s being scammed but think like this you buy a coin tell your friends to buy some since they bought some it increased the market value thus raised the price, you see that the price went up so you sell to make a profit and now the coin is worth less than even when you bought it and all your friends are stuck with worthless coin

[chelsey]

😂😂😂I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did

[frederikbh]

Thanks for the advice! I'll be needing this for Christmas

[JosTheMan]

I actually saw one on the street warning to not buy in now 🤯

[patrickracer]

BY GAWD! SHE'S BEATING THAT CRYPTO BRO LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE! WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A SLOBBERKNOCKER HERE AT THE MORNING BREW OFFICE!

[pastramionrye]

This is a completely original joke that you haven't heard 1000 times already in the past 48 hours, but HAWK TUAH may need to TALK TUAH lawyer.

[MohamedTarikRochdi]

I'll go straight to the chair, thank you.

[RavarsenBlogspot]

Bitcoin will fall harder than the Lehman brothers

[Jamesaepp]

no one gonna say something about the previous cryptobro napping on the floor?