Trying to Learn Diner Slang

[flamingaxelburn]

The "yes, these are real" bit cracked me up.

[vexiox]

The server voice on the way out to her tables is a nice detail

[krispingle]

What no why does it actually make perfect sense i refuse

[FeaturingKing]

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim. DON’T FORGET THE PICKLES!

[AlizaJayne]

Reminds me of The Emperor’s New Groove 😂🦙🦙🦙

[RealGerald]

She was talking to the audience when she said these were all real

[theblackcelt]

Did she say Burn the British cause, I am of Irish decent, and I approve.

[KBosher]

Now he must learn the difference between "we need a" and "we have a"

[goodstrategist]

OK, the new cast is either growing on me or getting better, either way I'm happy

[unknownperson]

Perfect representation of switching to a "customer service" voice

[jaystepback]

We got a cowboy had a heart attack tripped in the alley he’s hemorrhaging in the mud😂😂

[josettejoy]

My family likes to call hemorrhages tomato blood.

[chloebaldwin]

I saw that exact orange fabric pattern at hobby lobby!!!

[homebrewedthoughts]

That's hilarious 😂 the fact that he totally would have been right ✅️

[bayernfanladyl]

Been working at Waffle House over 20 years. This is sorta accurate.

[christophertablante]

I frickin loved this, but anyone know what "burning the british" is code for? Maybe tea or baked beans?

[jaredcastro]

This just makes me think of that Bubble Bass episode with the pickles

[jadrienify]

And now in comes Bubble Bass with the most ludicrous diner combo known to man

[TheCarpet-]

"I'd like a heartbreaker with cream"

If you know, you know

[mustafacassanova]

As a waffle house cook, i can say that waitress can get it