Mass Effect 2 - All Elcor Hamlet Commercials

This is all the Elcor Hamlet commercials edited together.

[MonomythBoise]

Intensely: No, I am your father.
Horrified: No. That's not true. That's impossible.
Passionately: Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
Anguished: No. No.

[FNAT]

2:15 *"Insincere endorsement: You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have heard him in the voice of elcor"*

[ZachValkyrie]

Somewhere, William Shakespeare is laughing his ass off.

[AnarielAnastil]

Enthusiastic support. I would totally watch this. All fourteen hours. Complete with snacks.

[JohnSBodle]

Anyone else think that Hamlet would be much easier to understand with tonal adjectives before each line?

[TheOz]

Presenting: the retelling of the entire Mass Effect trilogy--now with an all elcor cast!

Enthusiastically: I'm Commander Shepard. This is my favorite line in the trilogy.

[TheSqueezedLemon]

With fearful remorse: Oh shit. I just shot Vincent in the face.

[The_Moe_Szyslak_Exp_feat_Homer]

"Insincere endorsement: Mass Effect 3's ending is not even like in conventional video games, it will feature around 16 completely different endings were all of your desicions come onto action"
- Bioware

[Gnomelord]

Weirdly enough, this seems like a good production of Hamlet, the monotone really makes you focus on the language itself and the way it works.  The big issue I would think would be the physicality of the actors

and yes I know I am taking a joke seriously, shut up

[duncanguthrie]

I came here after someone called me an "Elcor"... At first I was sort of offended but now I'm slightly positive about it...

[TheXMenBeyond]

I laughing at how their tone lowers at the end of each sentence

[MoskHotel]

Calmly: Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?

[briangronberg]

With unbridled glee. “Shut up, and take my money.”

[olefredrikskjegstad]

Other Alien Shakespeare plays:

Turian: Coriolanus (Because Turians are the most overt about being a militaristic, martial culture. You could play up the "gulf between civilian and military life" angle, but downplay the "democracy" element since the Turian Hierarchy is just that, a strictly ordered hierarchy)

Volus: The Merchant of Venice (I imagine a play with cutthroat business practices would be fairly translateable to Volus culture)

Krogan: Titus Andronicus ('nuff said)

Salarian: Macbeth (Because the Salarians do love them some political intrigue and double-dealing)

Asari: A Midsummer Night's Dream, Othello (The Asari seem to like playing up their "eldest race" status a lot, therefore: "what fools these mortals be" fits in their mouth well. Othello would, of course, have a Krogan and/or Pureblood in the lead role.)

Quarian: As You Like It (a sex-romp in a forest ought to give them something to pass the time with. Dextro-cast members only, of course)

Hanar: The Tempest (Honestly, I just wonder how that play's already sizeable prose would swell with the way Hanar already speak. Prospero would of course be in possession of Prothean technology rather than Magic, and the idea of a tempest would obviously be perfectly familiar to the Hanar.)

[myuphrid]

"Badassfully: And you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

[todomon-evcg]

I would watch all fourteen hours of this given it actually existed XD

[ekhidna]

Gotta admit, Hamlet does sound quite badass and awesome in the Elcor style.

[harveywallbanger]

Deceptively: My hand is looking excellent. I will raise the stakes.

Regretful observation: Prefacing my statements with my emotional state is a clear disadvantage.

[battlept]

"Sexually suggestive: I said, certified freak. Seven days a week."

[sevyyves]

I remember hearing the commercials for the upcoming "Hamlet, with an all elcor cast" in Mass Effect 1, and I tough they must show us parts of it in Mass Effect 2, now we only need 13 hours and 57 minutes more of the play XD.