THE ULTIMATE COLLEGE FOOTBALL TAILGATE HACK!!!

TELL US YOUR FAVORITE SHOOTER IN THE COMMENTS!

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[SmokeSAS]

Nah, sneak an entire bottle of crown in there

[Girraficusthewise]

It's me. I'm the guy pouring down the double crown and cokes.

If you're gonna make me sit through a football game, I'm gonna be hammered

[cutiekinsbellakins]

Liquor store bro is being very mindful, very demure 😂

[firstbradley]

Very demure very mindful- said no one about fireball

[maxturgidson]

Demure. “Hey here’s a word people don’t use. Let’s change its meaning and throw it around for social credit”

[nothingsacred]

I don’t go to ball games, but I sneak shots into the movie theater

[josephstalin]

I’m 80% confident that he’s only saying this to boost sales because individual shots cost maybe over double that a handle does per ounce💀

[Moe_Lester_fromUptwn]

I'm keeping it cute this weekend. Thanks, LiquorStoreBro.

[nysportsfan]

Close enough, welcome back Layne Staley

[straightedgesteve]

"That's me in the corner."

[CasualCrewGaming]

“Keep it Demir? Oh you must be from the city.” 😂

[DavidAtherton-ukxc]

2026 is going to introduce digital alcohol 🤫

[minnesota_fats]

I don't go to many games, went to one with my cousin a few months back, Orioles game, I'm a caregiver, I use one of my clients empty medicine bottles, It's a liquid medication, rinse it out real good all that jazz. Filled it up with yellow corn which is a clear whiskey since it hadn't been aged yet. Not bad stuff though good for mixing. With the label of nobody even look close at it I guess what would you bring in medication that you really needed it. Was able to enjoy some whiskey Cokes the whole game. Is very nice.

[Manwithsecondmemory]

Fireball is like the highest quality whiskey you can get bro

[SCY]

I DD'd my friends from a bowling alley once, I looked in the back seat and one of them had an empty beer pitcher full of bar peanuts. He went back the next day to return the pitcher 😂

[craigAfreedom]

Nothing beats a good Amstel light or Heineken 0.0%

[ToddDavis-pu]

Yep. Game day... Everyone leaves the stadium drunk as hell. No problem. But let somebody leave a bar or even have a beer on the way home from work, he is treated like am irresponsible jerk.

[Jacob-fkfx]

Man, I think i needed that big Tito’s after todays disaster.

[christian]

Yeah that guy in the corners my uncle, My bad. don’t make eye contact and definitely don’t ask him about his high school football career or they’ll turn into triple crown and cokes quicker than we can get the bottle from him.

[jimgodofbiscuits]

Nah it's easier to prep before and take a cart in case. Saves trips to the trough too.