The Windows Update Song - LOLNEIN

Written, produced, and animated by LOLNEIN

Lyrics:
You crack your thumbs, sit down, and run
Over the headphone cord
Drop heaps of crumbs of your sweet bun
Deep into my keyboard
And then you type with these
Fingers that are still not clean
I can live with dirty keys
But you let others touch my screen

Every day I watch you
Living the Adobe Suite life
Makes me want to
Office myself three sixty five
You take a break from working
Get up and leave so I'm
Releasing something that's been lurking
It is payback time

CHORUS
I've got an update
Want me to restart now or wait
Too late
You left an open file
Did not save for a while
Turn off and on
Oh no, and now it's gone
Do as you dictate
Your actions taught me how to hate
Primate
You return and cry
Log in and wonder why
Edge won't stop
Appearing on your desktop

You think you're WindowsGyver
Since you plugged in a device
Installed an ancient driver
And then only crashed it twice
Yet don't get it needs to buffer
'Cause your internet is crap
So you want to see me suffer
And give me a wimpy slap

You play some fancy games
Can't you hear I'm out of breath
You want those golden sixty frames
But get blue screens of death
You take a break from playing
Get up and leave so I'm
Releasing what you kept delaying
It is payback time

CHORUS

Users fall for every scam
Each contact in their outlook
Eventually gets harmful spam
I feel like a death notebook
What use is the best barrier
When they're the virus carrier
Hot singles in your area
They cheer, the more the merrier

CHORUS

[LOLNEIN]

I really enjoy making these songs and I couldn't do it without you :)

Thank you all so much!

[kics]

As an IT tech... This is gold... pure gold!

[atlantis]

The headphones screaming is just too funny… (IDK but it may have influenced me to get Bluetooth headphones when someone broke my old ones by stoving it into a bag and breaking it in half)

[DaylightGaming]

This is why I say “thank you computer” from time to time

[_unda]

"Your actions taught me how to hate."
-Windows

[KatieBaumgarten]

This man is so good at making custom songs! Really shows what a computer can or can’t handle from a person who is messy/doesn’t take care of their computer.

[Frogasmol]

We need to share LOLNEIN more, this guy doesn't get enough views for the quality of his work.

[Theshiz]

"Do as you dictate, your actions taught me how to hate" is a power line and I will be using it from now on

[HelloworldXY]

This is exactly how it feels when I'm watching an old relative fight with technology. Windows is so simultaneously user friendly and unfriendly, it ends up looking like a weird love-hate relationship except the more senile or un-techy, the relative is, the more toxic it looks. Then I have to step in and resolve the issues.

Anyways, anyone else just enjoying the fact Linux can update itself down to the kernel without turning the device off? :)

[DrumsTheWord]

This song is incredibly catchy. Nice one!

[Dirkman]

I just can't get over, how the tone of the voice is so damn fitting.

[saturncocacola]

1st anniversary of this song and it's still incredibly catchy!

[kennyhilton]

I don't want to live in a world where this song has anything less than a couple million views.

[wouterzonneveld]

How are these songs always such bangers?

[Tonatact]

As someone with a deep flat voice, it's amazing seeing how LOLNEIN can rock with his deep voice!

[isaacadam]

this man honestly deserves way more subs and views he never misses

[gearbellcopperwire]

i love this man's voice and calm pronunciations

[millenniumedition]

This is so underrated, the hours of producing the song and animation just for it not get a ton of views. Respect to Lolnein

[herbie]

I feel bad for LOLNEIN because his music and/or animations must take an insane amount of work and time and at the end of the day, they are extremely underrated. :(

[lookatfrance]

30 years ago: Bill Gates: "It's Amazing to Think What Great and Exciting Things People Will Be Doing with PCs in 30 Years"
30 years later: windows user makes a song about how bad windows is in windows