Kamala Harris Plans to Write Tell-All Book

Seth addresses President Biden's farewell address, an inauguration event called Crypto Ball and more in his monologue for Thursday, January 16.


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[amiemeacham]

As soon as I heard the “different cat walking away from you” - I imagined Seth shaking his fist, yelling “Scollins!” 🤣

[Hester]

"A different cat walking away from you" 🤣🤣🤣

[sherinameless]

The Olympic Committee also told Trump that, based on the Paris games, he should try breakdancing to impress other nations, because he didn't have the equipment for pole vaulting.

[StormCrow]

Kamala can write an (I Tried to) Tell (You) All...

[podracer]

0:40 Correction: Biden wouldn't refer to it as a "hashtag". He'd probably call it "pound" or "number sign"

[rebeccathistle]

“A different cat walking away from you” and now I will never be able to see the logo the same way again. It’s like the arrow in the FedEx logo. Once you see it, you can’t not see it.😂😂😂😂

[canadaclaret]

The Walmart logo cat joke was great.
I was thinking of Kurt Vonnegut's illustrations in Breakfast of champions, which is pretty similar.

[VideoNozoki]

2:05 "Another guy took off his shoes & socks..." (Why didn't you show a photo of RFK Jr. here??)

"Yes, _that_ photo."

[mikemalley]

Come on - Biden would call it a pound sign, not a hashtag.

[DestinyForever]

Seth & Kamala content!!!! My favorites 😍

[VideoNozoki]

2:18 joke, "I see you have a writer who is a fan of 'PARADISE PD.'"

(I knew there had to be at least two of us.)

[TC_here]

2:30... To a dog that would be the same Cat walking away !

[myridean]

Do you know what the Walmart change to just making the name & logo in the same font but in bold?
The SNL sequel sketch featuring Ryan Gosling called "Papyrus II" 😅😂
(Both are hilarious & Ryan's portrayal is fantastic!)

[pickles]

I will absolutely buy her book!!! Should've been a Harris/Walz presidency.

[Naryoril]

You don't have to come back to network television, everyone here knows you can also use YouTube.

Also, even before Seth tauntingly said "try to forget it", i thought "that's one of these can't unsee things"

[sherinameless]

"This is based on events. Allegedly true ones. The names were changed to protect the writers. On January 22, 2025, Surprise Inspection was held in the court of public opinion. In a moment, the results of that trial.

Scollins, Bryan, and Matt were found guilty, and sentenced to 20 years of community service, writing jokes for Late Night .
🎶Dragnet closing theme🎶

[shigeminotoge]

Imagine thinking Joe Biden would know it as a hashtag and not the pound symbol. I am turning 37 this year and _I_ still call it pound.

[FollowTheLion]

Stephen Colbert used the same joke about the cat butt 😂

[jwpipes]

It's not a hashtag unless it's being used in that function. It's number or pound sign.

[leannevandekew]

As done in Finland, Trump blames Gavin for not keeping the forest floors clean.
To vacuum a forest floor, follow these steps:
Prepare the area: Remove large debris by hand.
Use the right vacuum cleaner: Choose one with a soft-bristled brush.
Adjust the suction power: Set it appropriately for hardwood floors.
Start vacuuming: Use a soft-bristle broom or a vacuum cleaner with a specialized hardwood floor attachment.