Pride shirts are so weird #shorts

Pride shirts are so weird sometimes dude. They’re like those cringey gamer shirts you find at Walmart. I love them so much I want to buy all of them.

FOR THE RECORD this isn’t meant in a rude way at all! I just like looking at strange pride merch. You’ve got to admit they can be funny at times.

(And if you hear my background noises…no you didn’t. My mic is amazing)

[OliversFlannel]

Once saw a shirt that said, and i quote, "Men want me, Women want me, i am wanted by the state" and it is now my life goal to find it again and buy it

[SSOWITHEMMA]

As a gay clarinet player, I can confirm we walk in to random room and honk at people for no reason

[Frovael]

Someone did that Pridemonth=demon thing but instead of "demon" they made "rent" and I'm in love😭

[mexicanepiknpc]

WHY DID GAY TEXAS MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD I WAS WHEEZING AT THAT

[SlushPuppy]

“I’m a gay clarinet player now”
-smokeebee 2023

[jwanbesande]

"This is what a Gay Clarinet Player looks like. No, I'm not gay, my clarinet is."

[Dragonz]

"That means gay people are 80 percent stronger"
Best Smokee quote

[TDSNYDS]

“God dang it sure is bisexual in here or is it just me” is something I need on a shirt

[thatknownali]

I still gotta buy that one "I attract people" Pansexual shirt for a friend of mine.

[GreaterLordKusinali]

I need an aroace shirt that just says: *no.*

[yulqlensossea]

As a straight clarinet that has been hit on by multiple women, been asked if I were gay, and has heard the phrase "I can change that" many times, I need that hoodie.

[Sunset.WCUE]

“Pride month”
“Demo”
“De..mon?”
“*GASPPP*”

[TheEmeraldBunny]

As a gay clarinet player this is incredibly accurate

[bnks]

I need a bisexual shirt that says “I like Coke and Pepsi”

[Cassowary-man]

For single bisexuals “I’m on both sides and still losing”

[fish.watts__]

The only difference with the gay clarinet player one is that I AM A GAY CLARINET PLAYER. AMAZON KNOWS ME TOO WELL YALL SOS

[the.mushroom.faerie]

as an aro-ace i need a "i like my romantic interests like i like my coffee - *i frickin hate coffee* " shirt
edit because autocorrect hates me

[Mayoooooooooooooo]

don't forget target's iconic "live laugh lesbian"

[BeaIsBi]

I loved the “you guys are valid, big love” because it made me smile. I was having a difficult time and this really helped.

[THGRATPAPYRUS]

As a straight guy, its hard to fight people in Pride month. They are too strong.