Portuguese vs English vs German

[despacitoegg]

Portuguese: pílulas anticoncepcionais
English: birth control pills
German: A N T I B A B Y P I L L E N

[natecoss]

"FLUGZUEG!!!"
wisest german word ever said.

[ethanethanethan]

Portuguese: surpresa!
English: surprise!
German: blitzkrieg!!!

[SquidWardTentacles]

Look! It’s a plane! No, it’s a bird, no, it’s both, NO ITS A FLUGZEUG!!

[atismoke]

Portuguese: "ananas"
German: "ananas"
English: " *P I N E A P P L E* "

[laravioliiii]

Portugese: Ambulância
America: $100, 000

[Sacha-lay]

Portuguese : borboleta
English : butterfly
French : papillon 💀

[avisuthar]

Me: Im going to the KRANKENHAUS
My friend that speaks English: 😂😂😂

[Suzune]

Imagine someone asking you
" let's have Geachlechtsverkehr "💀

[jason]

imagine any german actually talking like this 💀

[experiment_bez_video]

*In Russian the word "potato" is pronounced exactly like German one 😅*

[Bacangameing]

"Dutch? I think the german docter you hired is insane."

[selina_v]

“Can you move please?”
“Say it nicer. Say excuse me”
“ENTSCHULDIGUNG SIE!“

[dandeermb]

Portuguese:Barril
English:Barrel
German: *F A S S*

[nenagil]

English: "Hyperactivity Disorder"
Deutsch: 😭

[I_love_kirby]

As a German person, I can confirm that we scream at people when they say Airplane in their language 🤓

Edit: I haven't checked this comment for a month, because I forgot about the short, But HOLY MACARONI I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS TO BLOW UP

[LinkedBloxxer]

German guy at a tall tower:
FLUGZUEG! FLUGZUEG

[Kapitan-iz.Russia]

German language: Kartoffel
Russian language: Картофель

[Sanrioforevaaaa]

Person: how many times did you watch this?
Me: Yes 😂

[TomTrrnch]

Portuguese: Minecraft
English: Minecraft
German: MEIN KAMPFТ