“Hi, I’m Cody”

if I speak, I am in big trouble

[orangepeanut]

i’m not allowed to say anything so i need you guys to be orangepeanut today. leave your best comment

[Inflake]

I’m convinced that Cody opened the dictionary to random pages and started linking random words together

[FrostyFin]

"Hello, who are you?"

Whips out the D&D character sheet.

[Gameplayer-ldkg]

When the server owner gives himself all the roles

[DViiANT]

Stranger: "Who are you?"

Cody: "Who aren't I?"

[dfqbbjg]

Job interview: "Tell me a little bit about yourself."
Cody: *clears throat*

[robertcopp]

“Temporarily mostly able bodied”
So like a regular ass person.

[ZodiusXx]

"So tell me about yourself?"

Cody: *_Starts reciting the periodic table_*

[LyntzbartzkyPerez]

In mental health recovery? Babes, where the recovery 💀?

[Alfred-njxc]

Therapist:”So tell me about yourself”
Cody: *starts reciting inorganic chemistry II*

[sarahni]

I kinda wish we all returned to that "I don't have any labels dude I just am" phase of existence

[pia_mater]

Note to self: stay away from people that make their sexuality/race/gender their entire personality

[GenericName]

This is basically if someone saw "more than one answer" on a quiz, and just clicked every single box.

[aldx]

I like when cody starts naming chemicals

[-_.God._-]

Cody is the type of person to have all roles in the LGBTQ+ Discord server

[NathanTheMan]

Eminem been REAL quiet after this dropped.

[insaniac]

“Who might you be?”
Cody:
*Calories:* 150
*Total Fat:* 9g
*Sodium:* 70mg
*Total Carbohydrates:* 16g
*Protein:* 1g
“So effectively, I am a Pringles can.”

[frontier]

You can actually see cody glance at a script every two seconds lol.

[earfandfire]

I pray for whoever meets this person in a family reunion

[oddoyle]

Sign language interpreter: “cracking knuckles nervously”