My subreddit embarrasses me

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Outro Song:
Konac - Flutter (ft. Cenji)

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[nathamiell]

"I'm not an idiot."
*Hummingbirds are the sharks of the sky*

[christinew]

Jardon: "Okay, can I just say something really quickly?"
YouTube: **immediately cuts to ad**
Me: "Well, I guess not."

[MyurrDurr]

r/captainsparklez, where time is measured in houses

[SkrubsTheNeko]

Still love how he wears headphones in these videos even though he’s not using them

[Sean-mwxp]

It probably won't happen but

"XX people waiting for Mianite S3"

[TechnoBoy-ylhq]

Anime: "people die when they are killed"
Jardon: "you miss 100% of the shots you miss"

[MMK]

“Only play Fortnite and Minecraft...” forgets his over 200 episode series of Trials

[EmilyGamerGirl]

Wait, really? I watch most of my TV through DVR, so I pause TV shows frequently and quite often find hilarious freezeframes of actors/actresses

[calford]

NO NO NO JARDON
The Gru Meme is from Despicable Me and the girls had drawn a picture without him knowing and he says it aloud and then realises. It isn't to do with him realising that the stage won't work so, NO JARDON, YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND

[jaydnentwistle]

“Can we all just take a moment to honour Jordan’s arms bc damn” I low key thought he was going to say thanks I grew them my self

[obsidionwarrior]

Their next post: When your post about your post being in a CaptainSparklez video is in a CaptainSparklez video.

[WBOWLER]

"You miss 100% of the shots you miss." - Jordon Maron.
- Wayne Gretzky
*- Michael Scott.*

[SummahG]

Sparklez measures time in houses.. ''I released this 2 houses ago..'' LOL

[kragaster]

The description should just be, "In honor of Jerry. RIP. You shall bounce in our hearts forever."

[crown]

Ok, so I personally think that jardons hair, in the hair meme, looks like that one cliff/hill thing for nightmare before Christmas XD

[kaylal.]

Matpat actually talked about Minecraft Hungry Games being the real first Battle Royale. It was interesting

[andrewriker]

The moment he's talking about him always looking bad when you pause, I pause the video just to make sure... Yup he's right

[gavynperez]

I FLY TO THE MOON
I SHRINK THE MOON
I GRAB THE MOON
I SIT ON THE TOILE- wait what?

[Kwoog]

*When you react to this video on the subreddit*




This is a whole new level of meta-ception

[woolfoma]

Jardon, you still don't get the gru meme. In the film the last slide was replaced/messed with by the kids he was taking care of. the joke is that his plan is now ruined but he didn't realise it until after he acted proud about his amazing plan, then realises what happened.