Did You Like Matthew Perry's 'Peach' Joke?

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Matthew Perry told Ellen a joke that he thinks about half of the population thinks is funny. Let's find out! Watch his joke in the video, and then tell us what you thought of the it right here.
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"And I just want a million dollars"..
Fans will get the reference

agnideepmukherjee
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I keep coming back to this joke.
We love you Mathew. You will be missed.

DMur
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Look at Chandler Bing trying so hard to be Matthew Perry 😂😂

lamiatabassum
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"I'm funny right, what do you know, you're a door. You just like knock knock jokes. SAVE IT FOR INSIDE" :')

carolinemartin
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"they don't like it when you EXPLAIN why your jokes are funny!"

CliffJumpingProd
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anti-joke. eliminates punchlines, doesn't get fool you into thinking another way, just goes directly at the absurdity of the event putting the value on delivery. a millionaire who's engaged to mila kunis has a peach for a head. i found it amusing.

BlackenedThunder
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Ahahaha I love anti-jokes and Matthew definitely tells them the best!

unpetitnoir
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The guy with the peach head starts telling about the genie: the first two wishes sound really great, so (50% of the population) thought the last wish went wrong, and that's why he has a peach for a head. Turns out, the guy actually wished for a peach head.
I thought this was a really creative kind of joke, I really loved it!

XanaMusicFreak
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I loved this joke so much! I burst out laughing!

doraaaa
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we ll miss him. It's not the joke which makes it funny, it's the delivery. RIP

benxytokyo
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"Oh.."
"What?"
"Peach pit"
"Yes, bunny?"
"Peach pit. That night we had.."
"Peaches?"
"Actually nectarines"

linnmusic
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the part that made me laugh was Perry looking into the audience and gauging the reaction, cute. could he BE any more charming? lol

easytoslip
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I was already laughing before he even started the joke. I love him so much. This is a perfect example, for me, of a joke that is funny exactly because it is so stupid.

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It's 2020 and I'm still laughing af this silly joke, because Matt is the funniest guy to tell it.

marcelaoyarce
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whoa. Took some time to get the joke. But man! made me laugh so hard. I imagined as if Chandler is saying this and its so so funny. XD

TwinkleTVi
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I told my friend this joke, he smiled all the way up until the end. Then just got mad 😂

andychang
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I just laughed because he was telling it. I mean come on, It's Matthew Perry. I can not contain my laughter when it comes to him.

dlkfjslove
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Im from a different country, Morocco & i had to run the joke over & over in my head. I pictured then the story..like visualized how the guy had EVERYTHING in the world a man would wanna have. Then as a final wish, wanna a peach as a head. Tragically Funny. Love it. Love you Mathew. You marked my teenage years, and you're saving me now from drowning further from this depression i have post-Tuberculosis treatment. I'm watching GO ON over and over, I laugh. i owe u so Thank u

Thats_so_maha
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That was actually an abridged version of the classic Big Orange Head joke. Here's the original:

A man walks into a bar. As he's ordering a beer, he happens to glance down towards the other end of the bar and see a man with a big orange head. As the bartender brings his beer, the man asks him, "What's with the guy with the big orange head?"

The bartender chuckles. "Yeah, " he says, "That's a helluva story, alright. Why don't you go buy him a drink, and maybe he'll tell you about it."

So the man walks over to the guy with the orange head, introduces himself, and offers to buy him a beer. The guy with the orange head says, "Let me guess. You want to hear about the head?"

The first guy says, "Well, yeah. If you don't mind."

The man with the orange head says, "Alright. Lord knows I've run it over in my mind a million times, anyway. So, it's like this: One day, I was walking along a beach, when I stubbed my toe on something. I looked down, and there, sticking out of the sand, was an antique lamp. So I picked it up and brushed away some of the sand, when a big cloud of blue smoke erupted from it. When the smoke cleared, a genie was standing there. And this genie said to me, 'Thank you for freeing me from my 5, 000-year confinement. For doing this, I will grant you two wishes.'

"So, I think, wow, okay. And I do what many people would. For my first wish, I wish to be fantastically wealthy. So the genie snaps his fingers, and suddenly I'm covered in jewels. Hundreds of necklaces, three rings per finger, a crown on my head, and a chest full of gold next to me besides all that."

At this point in the story, the first man is in amazement. He just can't believe what he's hearing. Eager to hear the rest, he says, "So what was your second wish?"

The man with the orange head slowly takes a sip of his beer. He puts it down, and says, "You know. This may be where I went wrong... I wished for a big orange head."

Lootroq
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for those who still does not get the joke...look for the related videos...you will find one where matthew explains it....just ask 'why' on the third wish... and keep asking it till you pull and tear your hair out...loved it.

johnconstantine