TF2 Soldier FACTS!

This is TF2 Soldier FACTS! You all liked Scout Facts, now hopefully you learn some new trivia about the Soldier class in this #TF2 #shorts video! RIP Rick May.
(This is a parody of Seriamon and WAMO's TF2 Facts videos, none of the content here is, in fact, true. Longer videos coming soon.)

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[lepbot]

soldier was so popular that they created a military rank with his name

[jalontf]

Fun fact: the name "Soldier" comes from the original Aramaic word for "Maggot"

[sandvichofthesea]

Soldier's helmet was actually a bowl of soup he ate in the comics, which of course took place before the main game

[TheRealSonic-kt]

Soldier:sees minecraft villager
Minecraft villager:dad?
Soldier: *F*** OFF, MAGGOT*

[Prycc]

Soldier took all of Merasmus' "Die and come back stronger" pills

[SniperOnSunday]

You missed one:
Soldier's rocket launcher was passed down to him by his grandfather Sun Tzu

[shmargletheone]

If there’s one thing I know about TF2, it’s that everyone is everyone’s dad.

[LetsDrinkWindex]

Soldier also didn't brush his teeth since World War 2, which is why in the comic, that dude was ripping out his teeth during the interrogation. He didn't want Soldier's teeth to get infected due to cavities.

[ceazar]

Rest In Peace, Rick may.

'You were good son, real good; maybe even the best.'

-Soldier

[kingdom-dude]

Video: “Also, Merasmus is Soldier’s dad!”

Game: “Damn you, Merasmus! You’re the worst roommate

[pork]

Yo I can’t believe volvo made this soldier tf2 into a real thing. But there’s this bug(delfy made a video about it) where when you try to get close to them they just fucking shoot you and your life immediately ends. Voova plz fix

[jungen]

Woah, These are 8 Facts And They Are About Soldier From TF2!

[QuintonMurdock]

This being the Internet I am certain that someone will watch this and think it is true

[AOTheKidd]

“Source? My source is that I MADE IT THE FUCK UP”

[adoginacowboyhat]

Soldier is actually scout's dad, in the comics spy and soldier go on a one night stand, and 9 months later scout is born.

[showermeincrushedbathroomt]

Fun fact: The reason why soldier's iq is comparable to a garden snail is because engineer took most of it in secret! Not that having an iq in the negatives has ever stopped soldier from blowing up engie's nests. God Bless America!

[Patolagos]

Soldier being bald in the concept art is confirmed with one of his lines, this being "Balding eagles". This suggests he is going bald, and is an avian furry.

[autist_artism]

Small mistake, Merasmus isn't Soldier's dad, he's his mom.
You see in the comics people call Merasmus 'ma'am' a lot, and that's why.
But otherwise really accurate, well researched video!

[zedowskyy]

Fun fact, soldiers inspired the world to invent war

[OlaftheGreat]

Another fun TF2 Soldier fact: Soldier's uncle Sun Tzuz is still alive and is now an accountant living in the Bermuda Triangle