Planet Coaster 2, The $0 Park...

Planet Coaster 2, The $0 Park...

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[notjohn]

As a landlocked midwesterner, a single pool is honestly enough for this park to remain in business for generations

[steffanshurkin]

8:02 "... You couldn't resist surrounding your body with moisture."
Sounds suspiciously like something an amphibian would say...

[FatalKitsune]

1. Open water park
2. Put "We are not responsible for lost or stolen property" sign out front. Very small font.
3. Wait for people to put their bodies in the moisture.
4. While people are being moist, have janitor steal their stuff from the changing room.
5. When people complain about stuff going missing, shrug. Tap the sign if necessary.
6. Repeat until sued.
7. Flee country with everybody's stolen wallets and clothes.
8. Use stolen money to open a clothing store.
9. Sell clothes until out of clothes.
10. Use profits to buy ticket back to the US and open a water park.

[greenmario]

Having worked as a water park lifeguard that pool is *not* at capacity. If it's still possible to swim instead of walking than more families will abandon their 17 kids there.

[speedandsneed]

0 dollar park
First thing you do is take out a loan for 4000 dollars
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[maddy]

Oh thank God the pool is accessible I was really scared it wasn't going to be able to be entered from any angle

[Boba_Brett]

17:01 "Time to test! Uh, let's get in and see what it looks like."
*test dummy enters lightspeed*
"Oh, it's horrible! It's like entering Hell!"
LMFAO 😂

[Zanockthael]

16:37 AA- "Let me see why no one is getting on my ride"

Speed: 101mph.

AA- "Fear seems high. Odd."

[DPadGamer]

You do not recognize the bodies in the water... but you should recognize a great deal when you see one! Hop on in, have some fun :D

[THE_TRAPPYMAN]

>find 0 dollar park challenge video
>looks inside
>loan

[rojastegulu]

2:05 $720 for that pool square is insane, idk if you can even get the outdoor tiles surrounding the pool or the steel handrails alone for that price, not even accounting for labor. Maybe the game is set in 1970.

[RedHorseArcher]

This water slide that targets one pool but actually launches the customer into the air at 11+ Gs to fall into the next pool actually sounds fun, and I would slide down on one if I wanted this to be my last water slide of my life.

[DudeTheMighty]

> Takes out bank loan
> Builds public swimming pool
> Runs the pool for a while, charging guests an entrance fee
> Closes the pool down and uses part of the earnings to pay off the bank loan, ending up with a net profit
> "Ponzi scheme"

[vapormermaid]

Feeling motivated to get this game so I can make a liminal pool labyrinth that guests will get lost in.

[chase]

"0 dollar park" -immediately takes a loan for multiple thousands of dollars. You've fooled me for the last time you treacherous demon....

[feelinlukey]

Swimming pools where someone could swim that far away from the edge is giving me anxiety.

[willsith]

"Like something out of the old testament"
*People walking on water*
Chat I don't think the frog has read the Bible

[Kingsly]

Fun fact, the guests will gladly ride one of the basic 20' slides even if it just *ends* super high above the pool, so long as they actually land in it.

[s_nunyabiznez]

17:02 “Let’s see what it looks like… Oh, it’s horrible. It’s like entering hell.” would be delightful on its own, but the aplomb with which our dear Mr Ambiguous delivers said like is just pure joy. 😂

[generouski]

Bruh at 15:40 the test dummy landing in the NEXT POOL OVER had me kackling and laughing so hard at 5 in the morning, if the landlords heard it they probably think I got a demon or something 😂