Zoolander investor

Advising strangers with humour.
Here just for money & fun, not fame.
*Disclaimer: Not Financial Advice*

[SempreQueVoceLerOsComentarium]

Traditional artists:
Rule 34 artists:

[princeroyal]

There a difference between 2.000 and 2, 000

[benmarley]

Me making $2 600 a month by fixing cars
The only fans girl making $144 000 in a day by posting 4 pictures of herself

[winz]

they act like they hate each other but there is a great love :)

[AdrianoASGomes]

Politicians making lots of money:

Girls on onlyFans:

[nickwiora]

Me making more than both of them working minimum wage

[Lumi_Kat]

Artists finish Arts in 10 hours:

A.I finish them in 10 seconds:

[baconinthesoap]

I was hoping the 2nd one would say "Night traders making $2.000 a night"

[OmazingE]

me when seeing my own reflection in the mirror

[sarojandongol]

thought it was traders making 2.000$ a day and investors making 2, 000$ a day. tf

[pandachief]

I mean.. they still both make a whole BUNCH of money bro

[sujit]

Most day traders lose money, and investors can make money but we are talking about completely different timeframes and amounts of money...Daytrading is attractive because you can make money with a small capital and this is why most beginners try it first, but they forget how frenetic and tiring is doing so daily, why you need certain rules to trade in this environment, like risk management, Technical analysis, be prepared mentally to lose trades(it happens), no FOMO or revenge trading, how to use leverage and don t start to trade both longing and shorting when you start trading because you will end up losing double of the time and your capital will fade soon, focus on one at the time and FOLLOW (YES DO IT!!!) the remaining rules

[alumrof]

Short traders making bank from GameStop:

Wallstreet bets squeezing the stock:

[seesidesummerhouse]

Even $2 is way more than what day traders usually make 😂

[James_smith]

Me who don't make any money just eat sleep and repeat.

[igorlukyan]

People born into a spoiled rich family:

People who became successful by themselves:

[rigmanz]

You and Doctor when you didn’t pay 1, 000 for your grandma

[Neowave]

$2 per 7 days by week in a month, that investor make more money than me in my actual job :(

[KangaZune]

Phycologists Wages:
Every non-straight person:

[snois]

Wait what? It's the complete opposite