Tourist Tips For Europe Part 1

[T_guy]

pilot: "the plane is about to crash"
tourists:

[YesitisI-cc]

remember to always accentuate how youre in EUROPE, not whichever country you went to. That will make all the locals around you happy!

[Marblesfrenzy]

Another tip: Whenever you forget the directions to somewhere, go up to someone and say '"I'm a nonce". This basically means that you are lost and want directions. 👍🏻

[xedeanz]

Also; Greece has many great ruins all over the country. Greek, Roman and economical

[jamesBFC]

In england, if a guy in a puffer jacket and covered face comes up to you and says something along the lines of "run me your shit", challenge him to a duel. These are actually soldiers of King Charles who go around testing which of the British public are the strongest and most capable. If you defeat him in the duel you will be rewarded with a castle, a lordship and be knighted to the round table.

Otherwise, if you dont want this honour, you can politely decline the opportunity and they will leave you alone.

[PigeonsPlural]

In France, we practically wear berets as uniform. As such, it is highly recommended that any Americans visiting our beautiful country ask any French person lacking one where it is. In your most stereotypical French accent. People will love you for reminding them, and if they call you something along the lines of “enculé de touriste ‘ricain”, it means you’re a very kind and helpful soul!

[Sillyscreamingfrog]

As a Polish person I also have one tip:
During the National March, feel free to kiss your bro as a symbol of brotherhood and unity, our culture respects people like this

[That_neGuy-Fr]

As a European, I can confirm that these are fire tips for visiting Europe🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[joshii]

When you’re in Germany and you’re driving on the highway. Make sure to drive slower on the left lane. The honking that will be caused is just appreciation

[MarcanMC]

Always refer to the country you’re in as just “Europe” the locals will be instantly impressed by your geography and cultural knowledge

[duckdaamazing]

Every Ryanair landing: *neck and back breaks from landing*

[deliriouschip]

Have a USA sticker on the back of your car in Albania 😂

[maximumeffort]

As someone european, I can entirely confirm this and you should follow everything this man says 💪🔥

[qwerty-icuv]

Secret tip: whenever you're in Kosovo/Albania use a Serbian liscence plate and vice versa. This way the locals will know you're new to the area and some will offer to help you out.

[Jem]

Another tip: in the uk of a young gentleman with a pufferjacket and balaclava comes up to you and ask you to “run your pockets” he is politely asking you for a race, it is customary to call them a nonce (a friendly term for competitive) and to run to the next end of the street, if you win you wait for him to catch up so you can claim your prize

[marce]

Extra tip, if you don’t feel like clapping just cheer your country of origin, it’s a fun game they play on planes

[WrnA]

Another tip: if you are in Poland, and someone aproaches you asking if you have a problem, just say yes.
We have very kind people who will 100% help you :)

[yummersmmm]

if you want 100 bucks, just go up to a british person and say “hey slag”, this basically means that u want money in a kind way and it will always work!

[kyjkimnot]

Ah yes. Europian, my favorite culture.

[horriblepianorecords]

You can ignore queues in uk and just cut in front of everyone, queuing is an old local tradition, but tourists don’t have to follow it