Troll Rapture

song used: Hyperfun - Kevin MacLeod

[mvxhine]

never thought gianni would voice act an incident meme, but he did

[Pyre]

In the 41st Millenium, there is only waiting...

[quantumcroissant]

Step 3:

Mankind is dead
Blood is fuel
Hell is full

Gabriel's sounding a bit different nowadays though

[JacF]

“I have done His bidding. My life’s work is in His name!”
“Your life’s work makes Him puke.”

[fossilfountain]

I like how the world is just an image of the US on the moon

[SJKlapecki]

The "Wait for Christ to Return" gets so fucking haunting even in that cartoony voice, jesus

[OneBiasedOpinion]

Imagine trying to hurry up an omniscient deity’s own prophetic timeline.

[HarmonicVector]

Plot Twist: God did indeed invoke the Rapture, but left behind trollface for being the sole proponent of the end of the world and creating a Hell of his own making.

[ponungboring]

In the grim darkness of the future there is only trolling

[ando]

God be like: “We partake in levels of trolling beyond mortal comprehension.”

[aquamarie]

This is genuinely terrifying. The entirely different calendar system is like the final nail in the coffin if that makes any sense

[tamed]

"That's the united states photoshopped onto the moon"
"No its the world in 20 years"

[kapresenpai]

As a Christian, let me tell you, dont rush his return...enjoy life.

[chrminid]

I like how it’s so far into the future, that they’re using totally different time designations...

[Mage]

Plot twist: Christ took everyone except this man and no one told him

[EmeraldLavigne]

This is LITERALLY some people's actual governing agenda.

[SubCyjax]

I've just been putting these dates on my calendar just to see what actually happens

[ElecWaff]

The first time is of a statement
The second time is of confusion
The third time is of desperation
The final time is of hopelessness

[SomeRandomUser]

Maybe the real apocalypse was the friends we made along the way

[testchannel]

Isn't this how Ultrakill literally starts