Vladimir Putin in 'What Troops in Ukraine?'

Lyrics:
"Many, many years ago when I in KGB,
I woke up in dead of night from blessed Russian dream,
Ghosts of fathers tell me that one day I will lead
Great Siberian tiger says is my destiny

They will become my children though they think I am insane
They ask me what my goal is I say 'What troops in Ukraine?'

Now I am control Russia, whose borders to me are small
I must have restore glory of Czardoms come and gone
Little Baltic nations, I know that you miss me
But do not fear for Vlad will come with big Russian dream!

They will become my children though they think I am insane
They ask me what my goal is I say 'what troops in Ukraine?'

Central Asian nations speak Russian anyway
Our Balkan brothers are more or less the same
But dark Western demons cloud my glory dream
I will crush them into dust and push them into seas!

They will become my children though they think I am insane
They ask me what my goal is I say 'what troops in Ukraine?'

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[brandiswift]

It is funny no matter how many times I watch it.Im so glad you guys posted it, because I watch it whenever my day is rough :) Thanks Adam and Gianna!