ISMO | Pendolino

[fdagpigj]

damn, these translations are sorta fun to do even though I'm just wasting my time (and probably others' too)

0:06 Have many of you already heard this?
0:10 [hard to make out what he mumbles but I'll make a guess] ok everyone has heard this
0:13 [still a bit unsure] well let's call it a rerun due to popular demand
0:19 [I'm too unsure to write anything at all here but he calls it an impression of someone]
0:25 so I know how to do impressions, too
0:30 so Pendolino, so this song is the "express train to Mexico" ["Meksikon pikajuna" is the Finnish translation of the piece called Orient Express composed by Gerhard Mohr]
0:38 which tells the story of a train trip, and noticed that the original song doesn't match reality, I'm often on trains and never has that happened
0:46 so I've made an updated version of it for modern times, not to Mexico but to Finland, and not the express train but the Pendolino
0:56 it goes like this
0:58 Pendolino in Finland and we are not on schedule
1:04 in a routined fashion, the driver announces
1:09 there are faults in the engine, and the steering wheel is out of order, and some weird snow thing fell from the sky too
1:19 well someone seems to have forgotten one little thing, the shittiest trains are made in Italy
1:29 well they work every now and then except during winter
1:34 who the fuck actually decided to order these things
1:42 in the curve it's tilting slightly, quite many are wanting to throw up, two men step into the carriage dressed in blue
1:51 moustache-Pete, dandruff-Pat
1:55 both conductors, both of them swinging their large stamp machines
2:02 travel tickets will be checked, moustache-Pete announces, dandruff-Pat is excited, hands sweating
2:10 if you didn't have time to buy a ticket on the station, the additional fee is six euros
2:22 in the restaurant car, everything's hella expensive, half a litre of water costs two euros
2:30 despite that there's no shortage of drunkards, who fall on you in the curves
2:35 and all but the beer is heated in a microwave
2:39 toilets are rare, half of them out of order, "works like a train toilet" is a shitty idiom
2:48 smells bad and wouldn't want to leave stripes, and surprisingly uncomfortable to fap in
3:01 On the spot with the PC power outlet, a stressed atmosphere, businessmen planning investments, on the power of caffeine, they give their everything, so that the world would be a worse place tomorrow
3:17 the richest of them all, sit in the business class, in a serious mood browsing the economic newspapers
3:24 if Nokia is up by more than four percent, they can afford to take another cup of coffee.
3:36 With a student card, you get on at half the price, but even still it's cheaper to go by car
3:44 I listened to the minister of traffic, he tells you to use public transport
3:48 well before you tell others take your head out your arse
3:53 finally at the destination, more than half an hour late, a guy who passes by is a little bit annoyed
4:02 but everything turns for the better and the day is saved, when a dick stepping out from business class stumbles.

[helenasholberg]

He is a hilarius Chap. And happy sort. He has a gift of sharing Happy, funny moments on a clever level. Mind opening Time with his Jones 😂😂😂

[NeO]

Voi vittu ismo, on se kyllä paras :D saa nauraa kuset housussa melkee.

[aerumvorax]

Know the main dude, know the back dude know the filming dudette.

[jennikaasinen]

Täälläkin oli ensilumi, joka oli noin 2cm ja heti oli juna myöhässä.

[sampokangas]

kertokaa joku että mistä biisistä rytmi on alunperin tai missä muualla sitä on käytetty