Songs that are FORBIDDEN at Guitar Stores 🚫🎸

🔇 Crazy Train by Ozzy Osborne: Brace yourself for the banshee wails of Ozzy! A train of craziness that, unfortunately, finds its brakes applied in the meticulous aisles of the guitar realm. 🚷

🛑 Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes: The hypnotic pulse of rebellion, a call to arms for a generation, but alas, at the store, it’s a white-flag moment. Jack White would give you a nod of approval for keeping it wild! 🔐

🔇 Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana: The grunge anthem, a roar of teenage spirit, echoes in hearts but not in the sacred halls of guitar exploration. 🎸🚫

🚫 Back in Black by AC/DC: The thunderous resonance of Angus Young's riffs might open the highway to hell, but it's a dead end in the store aisles. Rock on, but not too loud! ⚡🔕

🚷 Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd: The sweet Southern serenade is on a sabbatical from the guitar store's repertoire. Save it for the campfire jams under the Alabama sky. 🏕️🚫

🔇 Enter Sandman by Metallica: The Sandman's lullaby is strictly reserved for bedroom shredding. Enter it quietly in the store or face the fretful consequences. 😴🤘

🚫 The House of the Rising Sun by The Animals: As the sun rises, this classic sets in the forbidden aisles. Let the house rise in other musical realms. 🌅🚷

🛑 Sweet Child O’ Mine by Guns N Roses: Slash's iconic riff won't echo in the store's chambers. Seek your paradise elsewhere, where the strings resonate with no restrictions. 🌹🔕

🔇 Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple: The smoky waters of riffage might set stages on fire, but here in the serene setting of guitar merchandise, they remain calm and undisturbed. 🌫️🚷

🔐 Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin: The stairway, a heavenly ascent in the world of rock, is locked in the store's zoning. Keep your ascension to your private performances. 🏰🔕

🤫🤔 Engage in the silent symphony! What missing notes would you add to this muted melody? Share your forbidden favorites in the secretive realm of the comments! 🗣️🤘 #ForbiddenRiffs #GuitarStoreSecrets #MusicalContraband #SilentDebate #UnveilTheSoundscapes

[kalskiratta]

If a shop kicks you out for playing a song. Shop elsewhere. They won't be there long.

[TurinTuramber]

Guitar shops DGAF what you do as long as you buy something eventually.

[BrokenFox]

I got a ridiculously long story about this exact subject..treated certain way cause of my skill level and how much I’m spending at there store. Judged immediately from what I “played” at the music shop..because at the time I was just starting out no lessons never held a guitar before.. 4 yrs later still no lessons and can play pretty much any song and am maintenancing guitars better then some shops! I won’t take any of my guitars in to get repaired anymore I do everything myself. Actually me learning how to build them gave me better understanding of how everything works and helped me learn how to play it by myself! But now if I go into guitar center and wanna try out a guitar I’ll bring my wireless Boss headphones so nobody hears me play.

[Will]

I play S2H all the time when I go to GC. Never got kicked out

[dimitrispapadopoulos]

Learn all thesw songs and u knoq how to play guitar!! Those if played right is an advertisment for the store. Guitar stores are not welcomed anymore cause they play it like its a hifi expo where u canr make a sound. So most of the times u buy something u domt know if its good or if it is for ur personal taste of sound. Anyway, stores make u feel unwelcomed most of the times unless u are willing to pay a lot for an instrument whixh usually is not brand brand new in a case. Its out played from.some peoplw in the past and no setup or new string or action not good..so why go to a store anymore??? There are no songs banned. Play whatever u want, if they tell.u something or u see reaction leave the store and let them without income. Even 100$ dollars are icome and work. Music has gone downhill and peoplw dont play cause stores are not cool anymore. Guitar stores and music stores were like paradisenfor guitar and rock fans!