Mario for the PS4

its ok spongebob its not real

[currentlysleeping]

Why did I watch this before bedtime I aint gonna sleep now

[psychopath]

*Mr.Krabs realising his mistake*
Mr.Krabs: "I'm not Mario for the PS4!"
*Flips game box cover*
Mr.Krabs: "I'mm'a Wario only for PS5!!"
Spongebob: "OH MY GAWD!

[FlameAnimates]

I love how spongebob sounds calm when he says, “Mario for the PS4”

[jvnotfound]

Why cant I stop laughing he causally says “Mario for the PS4” and then screams

[bread]

The fact the it's rated M for mature scares me more

[bigwhopper]

I wonder why Mario for the PS4 is rated mature...

[TeamBlueToad]

The fact that Youtube was recommending me this at night scares me the most.

[Khlz]

Oh my god what have you brought upon this cursed land?!

[missing-N]

OH MY GOD.

MARIO for the pee ess for,

[Foxladinger]

*I DON'T WANNA KNOW WHY IT'S RATED M*

[ltb]

This would be me if I saw Super Mario for the PS4.

[speedpetertv]

The fact that in the thumbnail the thing is in 1080p, makes it even scarier

[JacobKinsley]

If mario was on the ps4 he'd do a double jump and the coins would contribute to a 'sum of best' score in the hub world that lets you unlock challenge levels. The animations for jumping wouldn't him lifting his arms in the air, it would be more like he's jerking his whole body in the air, and he would have an attack where he spins and is invincible and deals damage for a while. Your secondary attack is a ranged attack that consumes ammo and can instakill flying enemies but only stun enemies on the ground.

The levels would look open world however would have invisible walls limiting you to a corridor going in one direction down the level. When he gets a star he would be like 'yeah man, another one! We are unstoppable haha!' in an american accent. He would say 'we' as he would have a sidekick that is used in a couple of special attacks and talks in cutscenes sometimes, stating the obvious just in case there's 0.01 year olds playing the game who understand english fully but can't pick up on what's happening visually. The levels would be treetop jungle, city, sky world, trippy floating world, world where you're small and everything is big, factory world and lava world. The music for each is totally isolated from each other and there is absolutely no repeating motifs in the soundtrack.

The main female character is literally just the male protagonist but with sex appeal, including a bikini, a barbie doll shaped body, and an idle animation where she flicks her hair. You can play as her during missions where the protaginist is held in a cell and she has 10-20 second voice lines for literally everything she does. Her personality is that she hates unhygienic things and is stronger than the male protagonist, and the only gameplay difference is that she jumps higher and floats but takes more damage. At the end, the sidekick dies, but suddenly comes back to life. The male and female characters fall in love an- *gets shot in the head by the ceo of ps4 and dies as my blood pours over my keyboard*

[rainbow_dust]

Me: Mom can we get Mario
Mom: We have Mario at home
Mario at home:

[EvanAgredano]

There should have been warnings for how traumatizing this is to some viewers

[Jackmorvin]

Therapist: Mario on the PS4 isn't real and it can't hurt you!

Mario on the PS4:

[ElChuchasAdrian]

Admitámoslo sin vergüenza... todos estamos acá por nostalgia

[joaopedronerymusic]

Every night before sleeping satan checks under his bed to make sure this isn't there

[Vulcano]

funniest part is that the game case is pierced

[OGPepsiman]

This reminds me of the Dorkly where Mario is owned by Ubisoft and Sega