How to catch a Dwarf Planet -- Triton MM#3

If Neptune didn't catch Triton we might have another Dwarf Planet in our Solar system -- maybe even another Planet or double system. We show how this could have happened.

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How to catch a Dwarf Planet -- Triton
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[samwolfenstein]

So, Neptune wants a ring, but it's only slowing Triton down. Sounds like a toxic relationship.

[antech]

So triton was just hanging out with his buddy until this other guy came over and beat up triton's buddy, then took triton hostage, and when neptune will eventually get tired of triton whining, and kill him...

[austinkreulach]

Poor Triton. It needs a bit of Trexit.

[wampXs]

i'm genuinely sad for Triton, what the heck

[jellyocean]

Triton looks adorable in the thumbnail 

[Marco-klds]

top 3 most evil guys ever
3 : hitler
2: the asteroid that kill dinosaurs
1: neptune

[EakiTurtle]

So basically Triton was hanging out with his best friend in space when Neptune comes along and enslaves Triton, who puts up a fit and throws Neptune's other moons off. Neptune gets angry, so he decides to slow Triton down until it becomes a ring or crashes into Neptune.

why do i feel bad for a dwarf planet/moon

[Lugmillord]

But... but... I thought real estate on Triton would be a good plan for the future :(

[Joost]

"So don't buy real estate on Triton." Love that quote

[GENESISSEDAREYNOSO]

I came here from solarballs to know the story of triton....im not dissapointed

[Alexander]

Triton, the evil moon that murders the other moons of Neptune in revenge for Neptune having separated him from it's double system partener planet. And one day be punished by Neptune and forced to die... sad story for Triton...

[johnhurley]

Neptune is abducting dwarfs and forcing them into submission confirmed.

[Zaldermenia]

I'll be honest here: I like EVERYTHING you guys upload--short videos, long videos, infographics--ALL of it.

So when you ask for suggestions, well, all I can personally think of is whatever makes you guys comfortable and helps you produce quality content as per what you've been doing so far <3

[talhafurkancanan]

49 dislikes are from Triton Real Estate traders :D

[siregg]

Triton:la la la lala
Neptune: COME HERE BOY!!!
Triton: OOF

[BlackHappyDragon]

1:09 This really sounds like a sad love story.

[antred]

" ... so, *don't* buy real estate on Triton."

Crap, I knew I shouldn't have trusted that guy! :-\

[icedlottie]

shout out to S/2004 N1 for not even getting an actual name

[GhenGhost]

1:16 I never knew Neptune "migrated" to the edge of the solar system, PLEASE DO A VIDEO ON THAT!!! :D