Siri is a savage

[namjoontaehyung]

Why am i still single
"Bittes a mandarin like a sociopath "
Friend:wonder why....
Me: i think i know why..

[Bluejean-pqng]

Savage, funny, and inaccurate. You're handsome AF
Edit: Wow, thanks for so many likes.

[bellaishungry]

damn Siri must be blind bc u are freaking flawless like if ur ugly what the fuck does that make me 😭

[JessicaBrown-vcdx]

I think Siri is pointing out he’s eating an orange with the peel on

[NinjaGirl]

DAMN SIRI, WHO KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU!

[elizabethsmith]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 recovering from a migraine. This made me laugh. That’s normally impossible. Your facial expressions are everything 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[TheSportyCob]

* bites into orange * 🤣 I actually wanna know how he did that 🤣😭

[muhdalif]

Activating front facing camera
Me: dying of laughing

[TwistedFate]

I saw this on Google when I searched up dark humor 🤣

[nicholasmcclure]

Ok I'm not the only one right? Did you just take a bite out of a whole unpeeled mandarin orange?

[everything]

My guy that joke doesn't work when u look like a Greek god, more specifically Appollo

[deborahhanna]

Chris, you're not single, you just havent realized yet the internet is dating you. The ballcap made me think he was the Amazon delivery driver; took a minute to tie in why Chris would ask him for dating advice.. On Siri.

[dyscea]

Lolz in the comments about your good looks. Maybe she’s just saying YOU are the problem. Like, the whole thing. 😂 This was great.

[sarahauld]

Ok after watching this I may have asked Siri the question. Answer “love has a timing all its own” 😂

[flowerflowerflowerf-lower]

Why is is eating oranges..?









WITH THE PEEL??

[erikaconner]

Man's face said you have got to be kidding 😂😂😂

[nealdz]

I sure hope that peel on the mandarin was a bit

[q.kuroobiii..]

*Me asks Siri the same*
Siri: You can’t hurry love. No, you just have to wait
Me: ok-

[Cutie-tooty]

I disagree with Siri I find you very attractive sir

[ITZBLUEYYY]

I thought siri was gonna say (I HAVE A BOYFRIEND BI---