Half-Life - Hazardous Environments [Remix]

*slight head turn*

[guesty_.]

Alyx was released today as this comment was written.

Finally.

[PebsBeans]

This music plays when Marc Laidlaw secretly releases Episode Three's story.

[meathead]

Hey Gman, where is Half Life 3?

Gman: (*slight head turn*)

[ShaggySimple]

"Well Gordon, I see your suit still fits you like a glove. At least, the glove parts do." - Issac kleiner, on the topic of a true gaming symbol

[axemen]

I know that for the general public, Half-Life has died, I still can't help imagening this:

E3 20XX:
Valve somehow makes a deal with all the other big Developers to have one *big* Press conference on day 3,
And then, when the show is about to end, they pull of a "second where it is announced that there will be one last game.

The stage goes black, after that you hear a soundtrack with a static kind of noise that get's louder and louder as you see scenes of dead forests, empty seas, an old weather station - that sort of thing. In the last moments before the static reaches it's climax, you hear an old, familiar voice, it's the voice of the G-Man:

"Doctor
*Valve* The screen shows as the soundtrack drops to the old familiar startup tune

-The Crowd goes absolutely wild as they show the main part of the trailer filled with gameplay and exciting new locations

[TheAidanV]

You deserve a thousand times the amount of subs you have.

[Thibmac]

wow the goosebumps, even on the shittest earphones

[gokatyrael]

Setting: E3, 20XX, Day 3, Valve presentation.

It seems small, the team including Gabe Newell and Mark Laidlaw are sitting at a table. They begin to talk about the use of steam, as well as their entrance into VR.

Gabe: "We are going to push Steam VR as much as-"

He is cut off, as the power went out. Green strobe lights begin, and a familiar Klaxon. The room goes dark again.

*Hazardous Environments plays*

Then on the screen, a glowing Lambda symbol is seen. The lambda becomes the Half-Life 3 logo.

*Room glows orange, crowd goes wild*

G-Man: Dr. Freeman...

*Gameplay is shown, audience claps.*

Scientist: "Excuse me, Doctor, we found this in the rubble of the building."

*The scientist holds up a portal gun, Crowd begins crying tears of joy, and screaming*

The logo appears one more time, as the Aperture logo appears around the Lambda.

[Osysseus]

0:00 fade from black to ice shelf
Camera cuts to ground with sound of helicopter fading in
0:14 cut to ice cliff as the music builds up in anticipation
0:25 a crowbar jabs into the ice as Gordon freeman pulls himself up to the top of the ice cliff
0:37 the camera focuses on the lambada symbol on Gordons H.E.V. Suit and fades into
The half life 3 logo
0:48 the camera then cuts to gameplay, the borealis, a helicopter and, finally
2:27 a release date

[meatbox]

God dam How do people not know about this great artist. How sad many ears will never hear the works and Vandoorea's blessings to our ears. Never. Stop. What. You. Do. I'm not sure what Id with out your music.

[Arkanjl]

I've been looking for a remix *specifically* like this one. Not overwrought – but bringing out how Black Mesa should actually have felt like if it was cast in high-fidelity. Dark, covert, threatening, encompassing.

[SAS_Guy]

I was used to the "open your eyes" intro where the guy is just a picture on CS 1.6. It has been a very long time since I played a valve game then I found out about tf2 and when I saw the guy turning it was the biggest jump scare i had

[silentwraith]

0 dislikes.

this is how good you are at remixes.

[ItsChevnotJeff]

I just pictured myself equiping the following:
The pistol
The Revolver
The rifle
The shotgun
The Experimental Tau cannon
The crossbow
The RPG
Those weird bug thingies
The grenades
The Hive launcher(the alien gun that has a rather... disturbing first equip animation
And the gravity gun
All that as i walk out, the music ends. This remix is made for me, for all of us.

[bconroy]

one thousand dollars ms Vance... One thousand dollars and a ten year wait. All for a retcon?

This is what I would humbly descibe as an











Epic gamermoment

[therealpablocado]

E3 20XX
Location: Somewhere


A major presentation shows, possibly about Microsoft, Sony, Bethesda, Treyarch, Epic, etc.


Gabe Newell walks out mid presentation..

Nods his head to the producers, they leave...

He then snaps his fingers...

A black suitcase is given to him...

He opens it and takes out a peice of paper and quickly hides a long object behind his back...

He talks about things with Steam and VALVe soon projects about a new Source engine and VR mechanics and such. He then goes back to the subject about the note...

He pulls out the object behind his back...

It was a crowbar...

And the note it reads



[[[

[[[



Before the audience can go batshit, he then says, "As with the recent schooling, we not only now how to count to three 3, we can multiply it by 4."

He then whistle with 4 people walking on stage all holding a different object...


Right to left

A Chainsaw, A model minigun, a model portal gun, with Gabe in between it all...

The jumbotron screen then turns the giant E from the E3 dark and turned the 3 orange.

The 3 then turned to 4 threes

One three with a Lambda. A hand with three fingers up with a thumb missing. A three inside a crosshairs. And a three inside a oval next to the Aperture logo...

*Hazardous Environments plays*

Everybody cries and dies and scream with glee.

He then says...



"Open your words."

A person on the screen is shown shirtless with a VALVe on his mouth.

[seanjorrey]

Heard this in the medley and I loved it, so glad you made a full version

[ML]

Valve reveals Project Borealis was directly funded and approved as canon for the announcement for the game in E3.

[shrekgaming]

Bro I’m late as hell, I can picture this as the beginning for a half life movie and then the valve logo flash across the screen when that classic note hits, after it’s a montage of freeman trying to get ready as fast as he can just to be late, as always

[aperturelaboratoriesmybeloved]

I love how G-Man's left eye looks scarred. :)