Percy Jackson is a MENACE #fyp #percyjackson #greekmythology #greekgods #rickriordan

[KateIsNotAnAlien]

Percy was offered immortality and his response was “no pay ur child support”

[eloisemacfarlane-nhqc]

Percy: SHOUTOUT TO HESTIA FIR BEING THE ONLY GOD/GODDESS WHICH HASNT FUCKED UP MY LIFE

[sirstash]

Heroes of Olympus book 2 Percy is here with 0 memory. Sees Mars, sees everyone else kneel, and just goes "Hey Ares. Fuck you"

[Lynning_life]

I bet Percy's favourite goddess is Hestia. She do no wrong

[joshuafrazier]

Man really said fuck you Zeus we are starting with the one and only god we stan in this household “Hestia”

[kempolar]

This is the same kid who turned down immorality TWICE and instead told the gods to actually pay attention to their children. If you think you can bluff and pressure this guy into anything, you can't.

[nicodiangelo]

Don’t mess with him unless you’re Annabeth or Sally. Then he’ll be running.

[Bilski]

“Is Percy Jackson dangerous?”
Nico thought about this for a moment “if you’re an enemy then he’s the most dangerous man alive”

[stardustgirl]

You have to remember this is a kid that showed up to Camp Jupiter, WITHOUT ANY RECOLECTION OF WHO HE WAS, encountered TWO gods the first day he was there and sassed both of them in front of campers that considered an appearance from a god an incredibly rare ocurrence and a huge honor, and this boy was in the middle of it being like "I don't know you or anything right now but what I DO KNOW is that I don't like you or any of the shit you have to say"

[juliaithinal]

They should be glad he turned down immortality, they would have to deal with him for the rest of eternity. And he would most definitely become the god of sass. Zeus wouldn’t survive.

[Nomaru__]

He has ADHD and sass on his side. No one can beat Percy

[rythmicdyno]

Hestia fr his fav and he doesn't even TRY to hide it lol

[fate]

The best part is EVERY SINGLE TIME a monster or God fights Percy they say “Perseus Jackson!!!” and what have they said since book one-? *Names have power*
THEY’RE BUFFING THE KID EACH TIME THEY FIGHT HIM-

[kassiaj]

Older camper: "And there's Percy Jackson. Under no circumstances are you to mess with that guy."
New camper, probs heard of the wars and quests already: "Oh, I know. He does crazy things with water, right? And walked through Tartarus?
Older camper: "Yeah, but the mouth on that kid? Did you hear what he said to the gods when they offered him immortality?"
New camper: "wut."
Older camper, wiping away a tear: "Freaking work of art, man."

[victorhale]

“Crossed out Zeus” is some deadpool petty type shenanigans. Its like he broke the 4th wall to tell the viewer “who’s zeus? I only know hestia.” XD

[DJKAPPERS]

If you mess with Percy you'll get drowned

[Isthatthegrimreaper]

Chiron: “names have power, you can’t just throw them around”

Percy: “Zues, Ares, Kronos and Gaea can come catch this riptide”

[nickvalentinetti]

Sending the head of Medusa to Olympus in book 1 told me everything I needed to know and kept in for 10+ books

[charlie_percabethsdaughter]

everyone is always saying how percy is funny... but can we appreciate that Rick has a sense of humor?! without him, Percy wouldn't be this funny XD

[girlypop-risf]

My dude asked the gods for paying their due child support and lived 😂😂😂