Aiden is Cringe

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[Adam-zyfv]

I was 17 and a junior in HS when Covid started. Now I’m 32 married with 2 kids. Crazy how time flies. This song really brings me back to my younger, more innocent days

[anemicfiend]

Imagine flicking through the radio and it's all Aiden's cringe. That sounds like an actual nightmare

[charboo]

I remember listening to this on a cassette tape I bought at a garage sale in 1993… how the time flew by. Not a day went by where I didn’t think about how cringe Aiden was and how he smoked weed. Even named my first 2 sons Aiden after this song! Love the work, hopefully another masterpiece will come out soon (“Nick is Cool” maybe?)

[garethwassall]

Lyrics - because a lyrical masterpiece needs lyrics in the comments:

I woke up Aiden’s cringe,
I waited Aiden’s cringe,
Just to figure out that Aiden is cringe.
I know that Aiden’s really cringe,
And Aiden’s smoking weed,
Aiden is really cringe.
When Aiden is really cringe - ‘cause Aiden’s cringe

Aiden is cringe and life is a nightmare,
Aiden is cringe I know that it’s not fair.
Aiden is cringe because he’s smoking weed
And Aiden is very cringe
Aiden’s cringe.


Aiden is cringe,
Aiden is cringe.
Aiden is cringe,
Aiden is cringe.
Aiden is cringe,
Aiden is cringe.
Aiden is cringe,
Aiden is cringe.
Aiden’s cringe, ohh Aiden’s cringe (ohh Aiden’s cringe),
Ohh Aiden’s cringe (ohh Aiden’s cringe),
Ohh Aiden’s cringe (ohh Aiden’s cringe),
Ohh Aiden’s cringe.

Aiden’s cringe,
Aiden’s cringe,
Aiden’s cringe,
Aiden’s cringe,
Aiden’s cringe,
Aiden’s cringe,
Aiden’s cringe…


Thirty-four minutes past the hour on 107.9 The Jort waiting…


Aiden’s cringe, oh Aiden’s cringe.
How cringe is Aiden.
Oh Aiden’s cringe, oh Aiden’s cringe,
How cringe is Aiden.
Well Aiden’s cringe, he’s smoking weed.
Well Aiden’s cringe, he’s smoking weed.
Oh Aiden’s cringe, oh Aiden’s cringe,
How cringe is Aiden.


Aiden’s cringe
Aiden’s cringe
Aiden is cringe
Aiden is cringe
Aiden’s cringe
Aiden’s cringe


‘cause Aiden’s cringe,
‘cause Aiden’s cringe,
‘cause Aiden’s,
Cringe.

‘cause Aiden’s cringe,
‘cause Aiden’s cringe,
‘cause Aiden’s.,
Aiden’s very cringe.

‘cause Aiden’s cringe,
‘cause Aiden’s cringe,
‘cause Aiden’s,
Aiden’s smoking weed.

* I am both proud and ashamed that I did this

[harrymartin]

me, an empath, sensing that aiden is cringe

[Irapa]

Lyrics:
Aiden is cringe.
He is smoking weed.

[Yzandros]

I met Aiden during his European Tour back in 2018. Now mind you, I was only a teen smoking weed at the time (am 32 now, married 2 kids, hate the wife, stopped smoking weed). He was surrounded by 5 tall and big Puerto-rican dudes wearing only a banana pattern underwear back then. He turned to me, yelled the F word, and then just went back to slapping all these guys's backs. I will never forget that happened, truly a whole other era back then, they dont make em like that anymore.

[QuinnMiller]

Just turned 15! Have my whole life ahead of me, remember listening to this all last year and during quarantine, crazy how fast 15 years come by isn't it? This song helped me get through alot! Can't wait for my years ahead of me! This isn't my first nor last time here!

[Wiiiiiiiland]

Out of all of these I want a full version of Aiden's cringe/Lacrimosa by Mozart the most

[Mirtual]

I come back to this every couple weeks just to feel something.

[ginoam]

This is what kids should be listening to like the good days. None of that rap bs. This is REAL music!!

[caidenabbott]

This is my first time listening to this since I was highschool. I'm 46 with a divorce, no custody of my kids, and I lost my job, but this brings me back to better times!

[hippy]

To cringe, or not to cringe?
That is cringe.

[MrKegg]

"Aiden is cringe because he's smoking weed" hits right in the feels. Really nostalgic! Thanks for uploading <3

[chlorophyll]

I saw Aimen Gamin' at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence, ” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[sagehoge]

i love how i could sing along with Mute Cringe (Cringe City) without ever hearing it before. 10/10 it spoke to me.

[SanjooThe]

Anyone still listening to this in 2022?

[Skomblob]

I remember late 2015 when I was part of Aiden's choir. Had a lot of fun touring with the crew until I got a polyp on my vocal folds from smoking weed. My awful wife and two kids (all named Aiden) think I should go back when I recover. Sometimes I think I want to, but then I remember my boss Aiden was cringe and never showed up because he was smoking weed. Those were the days.

[steegen]

Commenting on Christmas to say "well Aiden's cringe, he's smoking weed" inserted itself into the actual Oh Christmas Tree lyrics in my mind today

[sammipanini]

I like the part where he goes "Aiden is cringe"