“English or Spanish?” (First to move is gay) | mythology x Cold War|

[diedawachtel]

The "I LIKE MEN"-guy really didn't think straight.
Hehe

[Magatsu_Mandala]

Gay people be like "Domain expansion: 'english or spanish?'" and start moving like THE WORLD timestop

[_Mushroom_boy_]

"Fool. I've been gay this whole time"-bro before ending humanity

[Jandolosiv]

- English or Spanish?
- I'm gay
-first to move is straight

[zebyfr.]

“Of course I’m gay, I joined the military”.

[Sylvie_TheStarGirl]

Plot twist, he was gonna say, "whoever moves first is straight"

[ImJustSomRandmDremr]

the ultimate technique : *english or spanish*

[serafimbarbu]

Suddenly being gae makes u the strongest villain in the world

[FFrenchTBrazillian]

I swear i thought the other soldier would screams as fast as he could "WHO MOVES IS STRAIGHT!"

[Urmumamia]

"I LIKE before nuking the earth is absolutely diabolic

[Sae-rses]

“I LIKE MEN.”

“SHI- WAIT. WHOEVER MOVES FIRST IS STRAIGHT.”

[Sleeplycows]

"Whoever moves first is a bottom" is wild 💀

[srsglzn]

"Spanglish" *nukes humanity*

[Sofia-kkbp]

Not my stupid ass expecting Duolingo to pull up with a rocket launcher 😭💀

[gamepapa]

"Whoever moves first is gay!"
Me: *moonwalks menacingly towards my prey*

[grmln_owo]

"I LIKE ME-"
"WHOEVER MOVES FIRST IS A BOTTOM"

[The-Elephant]

Bro really said "That don't work on me"
SMASH 😂❤

[lilylohmann]

“I like men” *launches nuke* is such a power move tho

[nickwijkstra]

soldier : ENGLISH OR SPANISH.

General: "laughing like a maniac.

Soldier : "shocked and scared.

General: TOP OR BOTTOM HAHAH "presses button"

[Iloveyou-cb]

Bro didn't hesitate to say "I LIKE MEN"