Introducing Amazon Mercury

I'd take this over Alexa
Michael Jackson Falls down a Manhole and Becomes a Paraplegic (ASMR)
Freddie Mercury Stuck in a Slide
Freddie Mercury Fails a Test

#meme #freddymercury #queen

[learntofly]

"Alexa, set a timer for 8 minutes"
"why?"

[goliathpark]

"Alexa, where were you made?"
Amazon Mercury: *MADE IN HEAVEN*

[unclepat]

little girl: Today was "ruff"
Freddie Echo: "ahh ahhhh
😂😂😂

[Stoneage]

Alexa what would you recommend for a takeout.
- Fried chicken

[jarrolightfeather]

1:35 - 1:43

Freddie's laugh, Bruh I literally died

[mukulsharma]

"How tall is Mount Everest?"
Amazon Mercury : Look up to the sky and
"Understandable, have a good day"

[lazerNeo]

1:42 Freddy's "HA HA HA" in the background when the girl told that horrible joke had me wheezing.

[thetrashboy]

What do you call the dog that’s had a long day? A ruff one.

Freddie: HaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA

[Morrneyo]

"Alexa add wrapping paper to a shopping list"

"A ball! A racing car! A Sex Machine!"

[cubey]

How do you spell cantaloupe?

Freddie: EDODODODODODODODOODDODOODEO.

G o o d j o b

[SpecterPaladin]

"How tall is Mt. Everest?"
*L O O K U P T O T H E S K I E S A N D S E E E E E E E E E*

[spookysynth]

“iM jUsT a mUsiCaL pRosTiTuTe mY dEar!”
Kid: awesome!

[No-yfvc]

"Alexa, what's the weather?"

"two hundred degrees that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit"

[kaitojinn]

"Alexa, what do you wish for?"

"I want to break free"

[blckmesa]

Kid: tells a joke


Amazon Mercury (from the other room): AAAAhhhh aaaaAAAAHHH

[sincalo]

would buy just for his beautiful voice

[MoneyChump]

“How do you spell cantaloupe”

Alexa: ededahahyeaha

[velvetrseq]

Alexa, tell me the weather for tomorrow.

*THUNDER BOLTS AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING*

[hera]

"I'm just a musical prostitute, my dear."

"Awesome!"

[Sadioli]

Let's not ignore that the dad can't even spell cantaloupe