The Emoji Movie - Review (Spoiler Free)

The very most anticipated film of the series hits the streets! How EMOTIONAL will the emoji movie end up being?

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[terminalvelociraptor]

"Spoiler free"
I've seen Wreck-It-Ralph, I know what happens.

[karilari]

Lew is so adorable...trying to be positive when talking about the emoji movie

[hokeypokey]

am i the only one who couldnt get over (spoilers):



Jailbreaks name was LYNDA??? WhAt

The Emoji Pop... That "dance" is LITERALLY Peek-a-boo- bUt wiTh eMoJis

Gene's parents side story??? What was even happening??? aNd WhY was it necessary???

"Whats the point of being number one, if there are no other numbers?" Wh- whAt.. What does that have to do with the plot? I dont even know what it meAns. Its like the movie's tRYING to have a meaning, but its just not... Anything!

The movie ended with ZERO effect on me, or anyone else in the theatre. (just by looking around, everyone one else was just as confused as I was)

I only watched this movie because Im one of those people who watch bad movies to laugh at, but... This movie isnt even bad in any good way! PleaSe, people, DONT waste your money <3

[chum]

So in the end, gene basically toppled the emoji government so he can be the only emoji Alex uses.

[Alex-kmdi]

NEXT, the fidget spinner movie. It's about a fidget spinner who wants to be with the cool kids but he's owned by some disabled kid who keeps hitting on him on his desk and trying to eat him.

[RyuToken]

This year is shaping up to be pretty disappointing for animated movies

[artificialflavors]

*The spinner™ movie where the spinner can't Spin*

[calindastrayhorn]

This movie is so much like other movies!

Inside Out
Wreck It Ralph
Lego Movie (I didn't even think about how much it is to this until you brought it up in the video)
Secret Life of Pets (same situation with lego movie)

So many movies did it better and these are all recent meaning this wasn't like an accident they did this they purposely made a rip off film from every other better movie!

[SilentGlaceon]

To be fair, the whole "She's a princess plot twist" has be done before. Remember Wind Waker and Twilight Princess?

[theyoungladd]

If this isn't last place then I will riot

[jaydenyamada]

The worst part is that kids are going to see it. It's going to make money.
This is the world we live in people

[avabranz]

"Jailbreak" "Wildstyle" have I proved my point?

[chyledebuser]

You can't spoil what's already rotten.

[ndxdirectorscut]

my guesses for the next movies:
Youtube movie
The Emoji Movie 2
The Movie Movie
The Paper Movie
The Video Game Movie
The COD Movie
The Mirror Movie

[PatRex]

Let's hope Tartakovsky's Popeye film will still come out, then again Sony might find a way to botch it too

[_prelude]

"It's not good."

Really? I had N O idea that this movie was going to be a piece of shit!

[james]

Whats next
A meme movie
Oh wait
No
Please
If any meme movie is said to be in production within the next 4 months i am in the right to get pissed off

[BlueSorcerer]

the peaple behind the emoji movie dont get why the lego movie works

[taffybunny]

The movie movie a movie learns to be a movie with other movies in the movie

[zaneerahzaheer]

Roses are red
This movie was just for bucks
Jacksfilms is sarcastic about it
We all know The Emoji Movie sucks.