Quoth The Furry Hat, Evermore

Stephen's hat is big and furry, therefore whatever he says while wearing it is forever law.

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[nathandickie]

He's getting better at finding the cameras with each one of these. =P

[samosa]

The correct joke is "only those born on Presidents' Day may run for president. Anyone born on Independence Day may run as an independent

[brandonbecker]

he isn't searching for the camera he is shaking his head so the hat moves to face the right camera

[DanLink]

There actually is an A battery. It's about the height of a AA, but 17% larger in diameter. There's a battery to fit all your circuit enthusiast needs.

[Larry-Lobster]

"All of Kansas City is now in the state of Kansas" Amen to that!

[forstefter]

"people who refer their pets as their babies must breast-feed their pets." amen!

[mariokarter]

I thought the female version of a sausage fest was a clam bake...

[SamuraiSquash]

"Damn it's a bit of a Georgia O'Keefe retrospective in here..."

...more palatable than I was expecting.

[tristanneal]

"Only those born on Presidents' Day may run for President. Those born on Christmas may run for Messiah."

[okrajoe]

Colbert is the most powerful furry-hat man in the world.

[MartianManHunter]

When is Stephen gonna do another hungry for power games?

[gdurant]

Kansas City is named after a native American tribe and NOT a laime state, FYI.

[brendaaraujo]

THAT FORMATION REFERENCE, THO!!! <3

[qoswolo]

Guess I live in St. Louis now... Goodbye Springfield.

[CallieYote]

4:14 I was thinking a Clam Jam, but that works too.

[ISingLiv]

I used to hate this segment, yet now I LOVE it!

[Hannah-gdkc]

I'm not lactating though, I've never had a baby🤣

[majagnew]

YES! THANK YOU FOR GIVING US KANSAS CITY BACK!

[AlbinosQerimi]

lol Albania is an actual country and im sure they wouldn't mind being ruled by Jessica Alba 😂

[banningfleury]

The female version of a sausage fest should be the "clam chowder"