he will never ballin'

MUSIC:
ULTRAKILL OST - "Take Care", "Into the Fire"

[GianniMatragrano]

What I really love about this is that the official voice actor for Gabriel made it. 😇

[projectkegg]

i like how luke comitted to the eating while talking part

[deadfrg]

*CHAPTER SELECT*
0:00 Clear ballin’ potential
0:01 Hater can’t see the truth
0:03 Ballin’ actualized (empirical)
0:04 Spplblfblpt

[jockeyfield]

"He will never ballin."
Unfortunately for him, he was ballin. This is once again another example of how you shouldn't judge based off of ones own appearance, as it could lead to yourself being wrong in the near future.

[revolver]

Now Luke is treading on Gianni's territory with ultrakill memes, magnificent.

[basicbean]

Man, truly inspiring. Teaching the young generation to keep ballin' even if them haters say they will never ballin' 😔✊

[Hyu]

They said he never ballin'

And look at him now, *he ballin'*

[imgrooving]

Luke, are you subtly hinting that you're going to be in ULTRAKILL?

[pointlesslylukesplaining]

Welcome to Issue 162 of Pointlessly Explaining Luke Correia Videos.
In today's upload, we are greeted with a Cerberus, from the first-person shooter game Ultrakill.

The image of the enemy quickly gets interrupted with Cereal Guy, a character from old rage comics, follows the "X will never Y" template. They usually feature pre-fame and post-fame images of someone, with a skeptical reaction to the first and a shocked reaction to the latter. They don't necessarily represent fame, however, and can instead just be a general achievement.

In this case, it is a modified version of the meme, originating from ~2019. Here, our cereal eating critic sees the Cerberus and believes that he will never "ballin", referring to the ball sport of basketball. This is followed by the silhouette dribbling an energy orb, disproving the doubt that was present.

Unrelated, but Ultrakill seems like a neat game. If anyone's played it, is it worth picking up?

Anyway, I will see you all soon, students.

[SenorFluffy]

Damn, I can’t believe Luke and Gianni beat everyone to the VA jokes.

[waterguy]

Great story got me in tears rising up and fighting peoples low expectations o7 salute

[Concerned_Custodian]

LUKE PLEASE WEDGE YOUR WAY INTO ULTRAKILL SO THAT YOU CAN VOICE A CHARACTER THAT FACES AGAINST GABRIEL, I NEED THAT IN MY LIFE PLEASE GO-

[GabrielaMilleo]

This was a definitive scary little moment in the game

[zeppie_]

+ Multikill X4
+ Exploded
+ Triple kill
+ Ratio 😎

[adammccarthy]

"he'll never ballin"

*And thus, a legendary baller was born*

[DEADPOTATO__]

Ok, but can we just appreciate that he got THE ACTUAL VA of Cerberus to voice it?

[Gabe_V]

Ballin' VS Coin flippin'
The battle Of the century

[Knuckleblaster]

They've shown themselves to be quite capable of keeping that ball of Hell Energy stable while fighting, so I don't doubt that they would be able to play basketball with it if they wanted to.

[catchtherainbow]

"Foolishness Machine. I Am Fucking BALLING!"

[jpapel]

Ultrakill's soundtrack is so goddam sick, and it's twice as enjoyable when it is playing while I'm bullying demons