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Celebrate and proclaim your undying love and affection for Hans Gretel with the Hans Gretel Signature Talking Bottle Opener.

Hans catapulted to pseudo-minor celebrity status with his music video, Das Boot. With the Hans Gretel Signature Talking Bottle Opener, you can enjoy Hans' company (without the awkwardness and expense of having to fly him in from Augsburg) anytime you crack open a beer.

As soon as you pop the top, a small speaker on the back of the opener plays his signature phrase, "Ooh yah, that's more like it, keep pouring!"

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[OnePointSystem]

Will we be seeing a GPS setting with his voice in the future? "Turn right in 50 meters, oh yah."

[DarrenHoang]

I don't know why but I felt so dirty just for watching this

[vat]

This is the first comment in a very long time to make me laugh really, really hard.

[dashiethebunny]

Vat19 is just making german porn at this point.

[SuperFromND]

Can you guys release a program that makes it so when I click, there's a sound of Hans saying "Click"?

[vat]

Well, I only see him 5 days a week at work, but he works out at least once each day of the work week.

[vat]

We do! You can place an order on the website and have it shipped pretty much anywhere you want!

[littleblueclovers]

My brain exploded when he poured in the beer for himself.

[truboo]

Now we know what the fuck goes on in Han's mind.

[shinyeevee]

this ish weirdly sexual.. MAKE MORE XD

[vat]

No, you have four (nominative, accusative, dative, genitive). The reason "das" is used in this instance is because it's part of the joke.

[vat]

We're a retailer, so we actually sell these products that you see. The manufacturers have little to no influence on the commercials (though there are a few exceptions).

[vat]

Joey's been off the market for a while now.

[vat]

Because they're awesome. Also, skiing is his preferred method of transportation.

[Neniom]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH. I want one.

[vat]

It's our own music which was composed by Hans himself.

[vat]

There is only one Hans. He is the Alpha and the Omega of unbridled masculinity.

[THEBADASSNOOB]

This is my favorite add of all time ever. You guys need to make 10 adds with just this style it's absolutely perfect!!

[vat]

Rick, that glorious Herculean testament to the Y-chromosome.

[AnkaaAvarshina]

you guys should provide the soundbyte. I wanna have it as a ringtone.