'Charlie Tango' [FULL MUSIC VIDEO]

Written by James Fairlie
Performed by Crystal Rhoney
Featuring Mike Rugnetta as Christian Grey
Camera by Dain Evans
Editing by Dan Olson

[IainDoc]

One day I'll be going senile, I won't be able to remember my name or any of my family. I will just remember that the Eurocopter EC 135 was the safest in its class

[niallsulcer]

"dios mio, double crap! Me and my two left feet." The height of contemporary poetry.

[meepk]

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

[bbrett]

This is why you all went to film school and spent years honing your craft and engaging in critical analysis. We're not worthy of this. You are truely topping from the bottom.

[bingbangbong]

I didn't realise I had a hole in my life until I found this.

[Nuvizzle]

The 50 Shades novels and movies were created for the sole purpose of serving as a precursor to this

[almostshawn]

I think we can all agree this is the best thing to ever come from Fifty Shades of Grey

[emilypeterson]

My inner goddess is really digging this.

[ceres]

She is selling the hell out of this song. I love this performance.

[ljgenes]

This is an eye of the postmodern hurricane... It's beautiful... terrifying...

[timothymclean]

Does anyone else have a strange desire to buy a Eurocopter EC135? I hear they're really safe.

[GreatgoatonFire]

I feel like the lyrics to this song is some kind of high level Bard spell... that results in severe brain melting.

[RoamingAdhocrat]

Please tell me "it'll take more than a malfunctioning EC-135 to keep me away from you" is actual dialogue

[guyfriendo]

When you tell someone "This is a song made of 50 Shades of Gray quotes" they generally expect it to be super smutty. But nah. Just...really bad writing. Just the worst writing. Well done singing it with a straight face! I couldn't have managed that.

[jacksoneflin]

Wow I can't believe a single video redeemed all of 2018.

[muticere]

I’m so glad this was uploaded. Now if we can get Lindsay and Co to finish and release “Water is the Metaphor” I can officially retire from watching YouTube.

[arsenelupin]

Transformation of the most tedious prose ever into a masterpiece

[ImmaSammich]

I can't wait to walk down the aisle to this song ❤❤❤

[julianfantasia]

Jesus Christ. This has been up for 5 minutes... why isn’t it trending yet?

[tomdavis]

Hey, didn't this lady teach me about short selling? Truly a woman of many talents.