All the Stupid Things I've Ever Done

Goodnight hypothetical or actual embarrassing situations that I have experienced many years ago but impulsively replay when I'm suppose to be at my calmest. See you in the NOW

[HTRB]

This and realising that, yes, that girl you were talking to 10 years ago at a party WAS actually flirting with you are two great ways to make sure you get a solid 3-4 hours every night!

[enriquegarciacota]

Yes remembering that time when you jokingly asked that guy why he had that funny sounding name tattooed on his arm and him answering it was their dead brother's nickname is the best way to go to sleep.

[lepeke]

That time you cried in a job interview when they asked about your education and you felt the overwhelming sense of failure that was beaten into you for 20 years by your parents that your entire self-worth is based solely on how smart you are and you never did Uni.

[crazydude]

The chorus of voices at the end is actually very sweet.
Thank you stupid things for being supportive(?)

[vigilantescomic]

Another day, another Tom Cardy bop that is FAR too relatable.

[profoakton]

This man straight up waited to upload this video till "a quarter to nine".
Well played Tom, well played

[wmy]

Hi Tom, I'd like to thank you for what is essentially free therapy at this point in my life. Cheers

[bunk-o]

I am glad that all my embarrassing moments kept me awake till 4am so I can experience this jam asap

[JBNat]

Bowing seems like a power move in that situation to be honest

[willeeeeee]

I genuinely want a full 4-minute song. It was so pleasant to listen to. I'll even add it to my "sleep"-playlist.

[Hellion]

Honestly, funny as the songs are, at this point I'm just here to appreciate the production behind all of these. Incredible arrangement for a meme, every time

[nickmurphy]

The chorus of memory wishing you goodnight was so pure though.

[math]

I always hear people say that you’ll never regret doing something, you’ll only regret not doing it.


Yeah there are a few instances I look back on with the most gratitude physically possible for my younger self for _not_ doing a thing

[ConejitoPequenito]

Ik this is mostly jokes, but for the people with anxiety, my advice to you guys is learning thought-stopping techniques. It worked for me

Examples my therapist taught me:
1. Lightly slapping your knee/arm/wall and saying after that hit you stop thinking about this stuff
2. Loudly saying sth like "stop" (or mouthing it)
3. Deciding you only think about negative things at more comfortable times (for me it's when i'm on a walk) and consciously postponing the thought

It takes a while to sink in but once your brain associates the slap/word/thought with thought-stopping it genuinely works

[Joshy_]

Thanks for making all your Aussie and Kiwi fans not get any sleep tonight. You da best!

[SomeTomfoolery]

Thinking of everything you've done wrong when you go to sleep is almost a cliche now, but never before have I been called out for feeling guilty for things I've only imagined doing for the purpose of feeling guilty. Wow

[Ipoin]

the "goodnight Tom" bit is SO CUTE i can't deal with this

[BaconCruiser]

“Maybe if I pretend to sleep the thoughts will leave me alone” - me every night

[MashTheKeys]

The stupidest thing I've ever done is this 1 time a guy hopped on the bus and stacked it and before he left he bowed to everyone, and because I thought it was a performance I stood up and clapped.

[einekartoffel]

This kinda sounds like it could be the chill emotional credits theme of a comedic slice-of-life action cartoon.