YOU, ME, GAS STATION, but some words are switched around

[psiseven]

So to recap: Me, you, and our friend Jesus Christ consume an entire gas station for dinner. We pass out, likely a result of consuming too much gasoline. After waking up in a sewer, we fight breeds of fish commonly used in sushi. The smell of the fish and our sweat from the fight causes an entire Chuck E. Cheese restaurant to move towards us. In order to please the restaurant, we put fish in our hands while being naked. After all this, we beat the fish in a match of Super Smash Bros. and they become our friends out of respect for us.

Afterwards the three of us, the fish, and the Chuck E. Cheese arrive at a dance, which happens to be in the middle of overthrowing the U.S. government. Then, you were reincarnated as the ancient being known as "Hbhbhbhbb." Using your new found powers you turn into the sun and fly directly into someone's ankle. We then wake up (which is just an absurd concept). Then you smoke the sun, which is you. This is nausea inducing, of course. Then, we are attacked by M E T H.

[Mod_]

“wake up, which I didn’t know you could do” lol

[jaakkorobin]

The way he just says "Jesus Christ" at the start gets me everytime. It's like he gets completely appalled by the idea of them together.
"You. Me. *Jesus Christ..."*

[ChristianCharron-gv]

"Uh oh, meth!" Caught me off guard

[blackholegamer]

'smoked a sun, greened out, turned into the jet' just beautiful

[Muffinthedog_]

*"Wake up, which I didn't know you could do"*


Beautiful words

[Noviicore]

Lyrics:
You, me, Jesus Christ.
What are we getting for dinner?
Gas station of course
Uh oh. We black out and wake up in a sewer.
We're surrounded by fish.
Sushi fish.
You know what that means.
Fight.
The stench draws in a Chuck E Cheese.
What do we do?
We're gonna please it.
Fish-handed, bare naked?
Yes please
We befriend the fish after we beat it in
SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE!
Then we ride it into a dance.
Overthrow the government?
Uh- Yes.
Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as (Demon noises)
Then I turn into a sun,
Fly into the joint
Wake up, which I didn't know you could do.
Then I smoked a sun,
Greened out,
Then I turned into the jet
Uh oh-
METH
(Screaming + Baldi jumpscare)
F I S H-

[untextured]

still makes as much sense as the original

[fiedlerheise]

"Fly into the joint" sounds metal as hell

[Bagelvr]

“Woke up which I didn’t know you could do” bro i cant 💀💀💀

[Shadow-cvdz]

“YOU ME Jesus Christ, what are we getting for dinner? Gas station of course”

[cheeseclipsa]

“Overthrow the government uh yes” best quote ever

[MicroMan]

"wake up, which i didnt know you could do" felt that 😔

[ManicDymanic]

“The stench draws in a Chuck ‘E Cheese”

Fr my favorite line, *besides*

“Wake Up, which i didn’t you could do”

*But its not even close to*

“ *F I S H* “

[Liminalpo]

"Don't ever buy no gas station at the gas station"
-a very wise man

[justadumbexefan]

MY HUMOR IS BROKEN BECAUSE IM TEARING UP RIGHT NOW 💀

[diacosiapentacontahex]

I could've made it through this whole thing, but the fish jumpscare at the end ultimately got me

[THATBLUEBLAZER]

the end is just like “ oh yeah it’s ending normally, *FISH* “

[cyanity]

"WAKE UP, which i didn't know you could do."

[omarkhalili]

0:02 They have found a way to consume a whole gas station