Savanofsky - I’m Not a Calvinist (Official Video)

Savanofsky's new single "I'm Not a Calvinist (3-Point Calvinist)"

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Lyrics:
I’m not a Calvinist
But like I’m still a Christian
are you still predestined to date me if I’m not a Calvinist?
Wait no, please listen,
like I mess with T.U.L.I.P.
Well kinda, think I’m 3-Point Calvinist
I believe perseverance of saints
Baby don’t cry I know I’m depraved
Look, I’m not hostile to Calvin
Like I love Jeff Durbin and Spurgeon
But I’m not a Calvinist

[josephbrandenburg]

At first glance, they look like tulips, but it's actually a bouquet of _Leighton_ flowers.

[Drooblemeister]

He lacked the irresistible grace to charm her with his looks but as long as saints like him persevere I think he can overcome the feeling of total depravity he must be enduring at this time!

[Godels_revolution]

Gold. My dad doesn’t know he’s Calvinist and it’s pretty funny to hear him say “I’m not a Calvinist!” And then go on to explain how he believes in each of the points😂

[younglweezy]

This was predestined to be awesome lol 😂😂😂 you are killing bro.

[younglweezy]

Did anyone else notice he is holding Tulips 😂 to represent the Doctrine called Tulip lol

[jwest]

That Jeff Durbin and Spurgeon line got me 😂

[kurtweiand]

When it all hits the fan, only faith and obedience to Christ matters. Stay faithful and confess your sins, you're going to be 👌🆗️.

[mcgeorgerl]

I started cracking up at the sight of T-U-L-I-P bouquet. Clever.

[TheRomansGuy]

I love at the end where it almost looks like he’s playing “she loves me, she loves me not” with the tulips. Reminds of how much assurance a Calvinist has that they’re one of the chosen!

[FluentWithHayley]

The only thing that would make these videos better is if the songs were longer/had full second verses.

[somethingofthatsort]

Man, I was hoping for more lyrics! I was cracking up so much!! Literally just told a friend yesterday I was probably a 2.5 or 3 point Calvinist

[contraomarxismo]

As a Brazilian and a Calvinist from Presbyterian Brazil, the video is approved 😂

[bigmacthewrestlingdrummer]

You see, I am in fact, a 5 point calvinist. I would even classify myself as reformed… What’s ironic is I actually really like this song… so much so it was in my top 5 listens to on Spotify Wrapped 2022.

[eclipsesonic]

I'm not a Calvinist either, but I do also love Jeff Durbin, like you said. 👍👍

[blacksheepwall]

Why write the book?

If everything is chosen and decided before time began.

Why present the choice?

The Apple,
The Ark,
The Bush,
"Choose this day"
"Come let us reason together."
The Whale
"Follow me and I'll make you fishers of men"
"Sell your belongings and follow me"
Take the mark or not.

Why write the book that starts and ends with a choice.

If there's no choice to be made?

[beeflat]

Shoutout to all my zero point Calvinists.

[CaptainRabbitTrail]

I used to lean very Calvanist until I read through all of the Gospels. I love this though cause I used almost all of these same lines with my Calvanist brothers for a while 😂

[ServantOfYHWH]

As a five point Calvinist, I approve this message.

[TheyDarthElmo]

This is such a super specific joke and it made me laugh so hard.

[lkae]

Calvinism is like skinny jeans-- not for everyone and really uncomfortable if you're the wrong shape.