Meet My Friends- A Dungeons and Dragons Parody Song

Hey hey guys!

I casted a spell at level 5 called Animate Objects! Where you can take objects up to a certain amount and bend them to your will! Make your friends fight FOR you!

And one of my friends said how it was like the castle objects from Beauty and the Beast, and I couldn't NOT make this, right?

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Lyrics:
My friends, My enemies, it is with greatest pride.. I welcome you here tonight
Now I invite you to please, relax, put the swords away as Danarei Milos proudly presents

Your demise

Meet my friends, my new friends, they all come alive and bend
To my whims and to my wishes which of course, will mean your end
Such a spell, who can tell? Whether spears or cannon shells
They all start to bounce and bubble floating upward, you’re in trouble

They can fly! Into the sky, hope that one with catch your eye!
And I mean it in the most literal way
So try your best and damndest but you’ll have to get past
My new friends, yes my friends, it’s my friends!

You’ll be dead, very dead, my new friends will have your head
You’ll be skewerd shishcabobbed and then your ribs crack with a pop!
Are you scared? Well that’s fair, I see how you would despair
When the weapons that you put down start to rise up against you now

And they slam! And they ram! With my favorite pot and pan
And they’ll f**k you up on that fact you can bet!
Hope you enjoyed your life, but now you’ll say goodbye
To my new friends, as the lend me a figurative hand, they’re my friends its your end

[pierocaramelli]

and here I thought she was gonna musically introduce the party.

[byronlee]

Be Our Guest, Dungeons & Dragons style... This bard has rolled a nat 20 on performance!

[TippyTumblelina]

Character A: Quick! Attack her while she’s singing!
Character B: No, wait, I love this song.

[pocketheart]

"Roll performance."
"20!"
"Roll intimidate."
"....1"
"They are impressed with the song but plan to kill you anyways. Roll initiative."

[kendrickbohringer]

Pirates: *sees a ship with a single crew member* Awesome easy raid.

That one crew member: *pulls out acordian* I'm going to end that ship's whole career.

[CesarTheKingVA]

Imagine being a DM when the bard says "I cast Animate Objects" and you start to say "okay roll-" and they pull out a bluetooth speaker and start singing.

[patrickbuckley]

It's official Bards are just a dark cynical take on a Disney protagonist.


Edit: So I normally don't put too much stock into how many likes I get, (not that it doesn't matter to me) but when you get this many, it only seems right that you offer up your thanks... so... Thanks guys.

[addisonwelsh]

This is why I love Tieflings. When they're not being played by edgelords they're typically some of the most amusing characters.

[kiaramckay]

Bard: "I want to intimidate the enemy."
DM: "Okay, roll intimidation."
Bard: "Can I use performance for this?"

[Wolfiewolfiewolfie]

The expectation: Awww how sweet, the bard made some new friends!

The reality: Run for your lives, the bard made some new friends!

[clayxros]

Wizard: Years of training and precise hand motions as well as wording to cast the most basic spell
Bard: And now it's time to put on a show!
Wizard: Ok how is that fair?

[brandonketchersid]

DM: okay you successfully sang a song so passive aggressive the guards seem to want to simultaneously applaud you and run away in horror, they do both gain 500 exp what would you like to do now?

[Vavalry]

“Ummm....is it to late for us to surrender? I’d like to not have my spear rammed through my skull.”

[DrakonLameth]

This is the kind of stuff Bards should really be known and worried about for, not the whole "trying to bed everything in a mile radius" thing people usually associate them with.

[sadbugzz]

This song has a story
*and I would like to know what happened*

[pleaseenteraname]

I’ve never seen someone make such a show and have so much fun slaughtering people that clearly never stood a chance. It’s great

[ethanrose]

Animate Objects is the best 5th level spell

[carolinestrong]

God, Imagine a Necromancer singing this as they raise the dead... just less magical, but just as gleefully. "Meet your friends... Your old friends, I know it's hard to comprehend. But they're back now, they're on my side and it's you they'll apprehend." . Amazing work Cami! Stuck in my head now...

[TheFoxfiend]

Not gonna lie, I'm here for the videos about this lovable tiefling bard. I need more of this in my life. I need to know more about her and her adventures.

[JohnSmith-exiw]

Strangely positive for someone who is talking about the gory details of her enemies' deaths. Then again, that's what happens when you play D&D.