Trying to get an alien babe to abduct/adopt me

Anyway, follow me on Twitch :p

[robiguzman]

The no hesitation of retiling and changing the wallpapers of the kitchen out of desperation shows charborgs dedication to rekindle his connection with his own people

[atenga]

Charborg's uncanny ability to create pathetic characters is truly a gift.

[Sol-hmol]

how does charborg manage to look completely and utterly different every time i see him

[j-shap]

Good to see chraborg trying to reunite with the people of his home planet

[sparklingwater]

I just love how much interactivity charborg provides with chat even though it's usually cursed.

[jager]

Died trying to pull an alien milf. Fly high brother.

[spookybaby]

I will never get over how badly things go EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!! 😂 just panning to her running away after you died. And then asking how you died 😂😂😂 too funny

[jennilah]

I adore how as the chat interactions get more and more advanced and complex it gets harder to explain to the youtube-only audience

[Gormfeld]

Char lusted after a woman so badly that he starved to death and burnt up in the sun. Let this be a lesson to all you simps out there.

[ItsJoKeZ]

"man chases uninterested women to his own death"

[dj_justanotheruser_yt]

Charborg's missing tooth has become so iconic that he probably won't get a replacement

[Koselill]

She's so uninterested, it's so painful 😂 he's giving her gifts and she's like "I've known you for two days you weirdo" 😂

[ericacano]

It's a shame the vampire wasn't a young adult or adult. The chaos that comes from an alien aduction and surprise pregnancy would have been wild! Though, I don't recall if vampires can become pregnant with other occult sims. I just know a baby wouldn't be half vampire and half alien.

[hevoo]

I am so insanely creeped out by this vamp's actions. Imagine this guy being CLEARLY obsessed with you and constantly sending you text messages and phone calls, and you don't have the willpower to tell him to fuck off and stop creeping on you because he's clearly head over heels for you, whereas most humans are just like "haha bald alien."

[jonathanwaswrong]

Kain:
_ooh, I'll send a picture..._
Proceeds to photo toilet.

[Thexwizard]

Watching the Vod and seeing Kain, after losing Asta, proceed to go ham as fuck for Xokop and then fucking die was truly a experience

[killychan]

you're like the first youtuber where how i imagined you to look based off your voice you actually do look

[ndewingful]

Good to see Vampire Richard Nixon is out here shooting his shot.

[genjimeganubaso]

I love to see how charborg always manages to interact with his community

[SpeedyGozalzes]

"I think the meta is to just talk to her over and over", yes my sweet little charborg, that is indeed the meta.