SCP-682 JUST BROKE OUT AT GATE B

[dinolover]

I'd like to imagine this is actually how they alert high command

[shadowsan]

Barts scream should have been scp 682s roar

[jbox]

Lyrics:
* Opens the door with the foot *

Intro:
* screams in [REDACTED] *
* inhales *

Verse 1:
Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but...

Chorus:
SCP-682 JUST BROKE OUT THE CONTAINMENT AT THE GATE.

Outro:
* Bart [REDACTED] *

[amimegustalapepsixd]

scp 682 just broke out at gate b i want all aviable helicopters and ntf units to gate b now I repeat scp 682 is out of the facility all aviable helicopters and ntf units to gate b now

[blu_axolotl]

homer: SCP-682 JUST BROKE OUT AT GATE B
bart:screaming OH NO

[BobBob-bmoe]

Lyrics: bart I don’t want to alarm you but 682 just broke out at gay

[mrmonke]

Homer: Scp -682 just broke out at cate B!



Bart:

[kittycatchannel]

Nobody:
Captions: art later window alarm you with me 682 just broke out [Applause]

[Random_.]

THE WHOLE FUCKING FACILITY: "HOLY FU-"

[tokanyu_]

"p-682 just broke out at gay"

[sirajuwahajkurdish]

What the Subtitles say: art window alarm you with me 682 just broke out [Applause]

[AidanOrdaya-hclo]

Intercom saying to mtf units that SCP 682 JUST BROKE OUT AT GATE B

[adalbertoruizalvarez]

Jajajajajajajaja 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😅👍👍👍👍👍👍👍💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[cjplayz]

POV: My brother when he is an alarm clock..

[FarhanSpecialty]

Imagine a *Simpsons* version of SCP-682 breaking out at Gate B! Here's how it could unfold:

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**Scene: Springfield Nuclear Power Plant**
*Homer Simpson is the site janitor, mopping near Gate B, munching on a donut.*

**Homer:**
"Eh, they keep saying this is a super-secure facility, but all I see is bad coffee and worse donuts. D'oh!"

*Suddenly, a massive crash shakes the ground. The gate bursts open, and SCP-682 stomps into the room—a giant, scaly, green creature, but rendered in classic *Simpsons* animation style.*

**SCP-682:**
"I DESPISE... ALL THINGS..."

**Homer:**
"Gah! A talking dinosaur?! Marge never said anything about this on my 'Things to Avoid' list!"

*Bart and Lisa appear, having snuck into the facility.*

**Bart:**
"Whoa! That thing makes Godzilla look like a gecko."

**Lisa:**
"Don’t taunt it, Bart! It’s probably here because of unethical experiments."

*SCP-682 swipes at the security guards, who look suspiciously like Lenny and Carl in SCP uniforms.*

**Lenny:**
"Ow! Why is it always me?"

**Carl:**
"Maybe it's your cologne."

**Homer:**
"Quick, Bart, distract it! I’ll, uh... go find help. Or donuts!"

**Bart:**
"Eat my shorts, scaly!"

*Bart throws a slingshot at SCP-682. It does nothing, of course, but SCP-682 pauses, growling in frustration.*

**SCP-682:**
"WHY IS THIS TOWN SO ANNOYING?!"

*Meanwhile, Mr. Burns and Smithers watch from a control room.*

**Mr. Burns:**
"Release Sector 7G’s defense system, Smithers. We’ll see if the nuclear rod-powered Mecha-Homer can handle this."

**Smithers:**
"Uh, sir, the defense system is out of commission. You spent the budget on that massive mechanical crow for your rooftop."

**Mr. Burns:**
"D'oh! Wait, do I say that?"

*Cue chaos as Springfield rallies against SCP-682. Moe’s Tavern becomes a makeshift command post. Chief Wiggum bungles an attempt to contain SCP-682 with a donut trap. Ultimately, Maggie saves the day by accidentally dropping a pacifier that SCP-682 inexplicably finds tolerable.*

**SCP-682 (calming down):**
"Perhaps... not all things are detestable..."

**Homer (whispering):**
"Quick, get it more pacifiers before it changes its mind!"

*The camera zooms out to Springfield in ruins, but the residents cheer because they’re alive. Cue the credits with Danny Elfman’s *Simpsons* theme, remixed to include SCP sirens.*

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Would you like a script version of this or adjustments to the idea?

[andreaswwe]

Siamo indecisi x la serie A sul dafarsi

[andreaswwe]

X fine agosto quando inizierà io e mio padre non sappiamo ancora se fare dazn TIM vision o altri contenuti che faranno vedere la serie A

[andreaswwe]

Quindi io e mio padre che dobbiamo ancora decidere x vedere il Milan la serie A cosa dovremo fare

[andreaswwe]

E poi i campionati stranieri come esclusiva