Keep Your Girlish Figure by Betty Boop (Song)

Keep Your Girlish Figure by Betty Boop from her movie
Betty Boop & Little Jimmy. Singing by Mae Questel & Margie Hines

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Keep your girlish figure with alot of exercise
Shake your hips and roll those eyes
Stay away from cakes and pies
Keep your girlish figure

If you find that your to plump
Take off these extra bumps
With a hop and a skip and a jump

If your thin
Dont worry over that
Just begin to laugh and you'll grow fat

Haha!
Keep your girlish figure
You'll be young as time goes by
Figures never, never lie
Keep your girlish figure

If your thin
Dont worry over that
Just begin to laugh and you'll grow fat

[Tomazuki-stex]

"Keep your girlish figure stay away from cakes and pies"
*me nodding and taking notes as I eat a slice of chocolate cake*

[dingushasacamera]

"If you're thin, don't worry over that. Just begin to laugh and you'll grow fat"

Ohhh, I just laugh to much! That explains everything

[elgatostan]

Watching old cartoons always feels like I'm on something

[Mirai_train.JENEEN]

Can we take a moment to appreciate she did this all, in HIGH HEELS.

[YoungAndFacetious]

Can we address that rolling your eyes is an exercise...

[grayskindablue]

Added this to my workout playlist. I mean I’m a guy but it goes hard lmao

[uhndergrund]

this is the most motivational song i've ever heard, made me drop down to the floor and cry

[americo]

I'm a man and I will certainly listen to this while working out at the gym

[taylorhaslam]

Fun fact, laughing is actually good for the body and works as an exercise for your core. So basically if you laugh a lot, you’ll soon grow abs

[damiandavis]

ah yes, rolling my eyes. my favorite exercise

[HeartsHeros]

You know I never thought I would be fat shamed by Betty boop

[_primadonna_]

"Roll your eyes"

*well I must be getting much more exercise than I thought*

[vixaquzq]

“Shake your hips and rolls your eyes”
*Rolls eyes*
“OMG I HAVE AN EIGHT-PACK!!”

[eyiss]

I moved my eyes slightly to the left and now I’m 6’5 and have a 12 pack and massive traps, thanks betty

[stegosheen]

'just begin to laugh and youll best line

[NyanRainbowz]

Betty boop: don't eat cake
Oswald the lucky rabbit: treat yourself and eat some cake

Edit: Not to sound cheesy, but thanks for the likes. If this is annoying I'll remove the edit if you think so 😉

[Zatari]

People in the comments freaking out over "girlish figure" meanwhile I'm stunned over the line "laugh and you'll grow fat". What on earth does that mean? It almost seems like a threat like "don't have too much fun or you'll start to slack and get fat". I am so confused.

[eyezodiotic]

I love how the ending just kinda almost descended into madness...



That laughter fit scared the shit outta me

[johnmobley]

Fever dream. The chaotic laughing while they inflated like balloons did it for me.

[tamboboyemanuel]

Bruhhh she's exercising while wearing high heels that's illegal