NARROW ESCAPES! Ten Reasons Why You Should NEVER Live On A Narrowboat! Ep. 163.

In this video we'll give you ten reasons why you should NEVER live on a narrowboat. If you're new to boating or dreamed of living on a canal narrowboat, watch this before you do and you might make some narrow escapes! Don't get too disheartened though. Next time we'll show you ten reasons why you SHOULD live on a narrowboat!

Life on the waterways can be awesome, and there are so many positives, but you really need to be aware of EXACTLY what it's like to live on a narrowboat, the bad as well as the good.

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'I Met You In The Summer (Instrumental Version)' by Loving Caliber.
'I Won't Waste This (Instrumental Version)' by Wildflowers.
'Hurrangane' by Luwaks.
'Memorable' by dreem.
'Dazzle' by dreem.
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[christruesdale]

I can truthfully say that we have no plans to ever live aboard a narrowboat! However, we do vicariously enjoy all your adventures! Every time--we just smile the whole time we're watching.
It must be strange for you that so many people who don't know you at all feel like they "know" you. You handle it very well...

Thanks for sharing your lives with us. Your videos are beautiful, informative; entertaining and inspirational.

<3

[lkbranniff]

My grasp of British slang improves with every vlog. This week it is "gormless." And then there was "a bit of friction" (Hyacinth Bucket and Richard, face to face and trying to pass each other in a tiny kitchen: "Would you PLEASE remove yourself from my person.") and the dancing "briquettes." Your vlogs always leave me smiling.

[brianfisher]

My wife and I spent five years living on our narrow boat...they were the best, the most memorable and happiest years of the 68 we’ve been together. Met great people, folk who wanted to help, kids who were excited to step aboard and enjoy a short ride and experienced fabulous countryside. We saw England and Wales from the rarely seen back door.

[sr]

Me and the Mrs were paddle boarding the other day. We paddled passed a lovely couple who were moored and had a chat with, we were talking about the prices and what not, as me and my partner are saving for a narrow boat. Then the lady said do you watch the guys on youtube, I stopped her and said the guys on the silver fox? She said YES! Aren't they brilliant? We both agreed and spoke about you guys and your fantastic, insightful videos for a good while. Your ears must of been on fire. You both seem like lovely blokes who it would be a pleasure to meet. Keep the vids coming chaps....your famous now, your fans need you! Hopefully see you on the cut.

[anonamous]

First timer, I admit I was ready to leave a sarcastic comment about two gays on a boat! After watching the video I was amazed at how professional the video was shot and edited. Quality camera shots, angle views, drone views, sound. My questions that came to mind? 1.do you have to pay mooring fees, council tax?
2. Why don't you go green like have solar panels and or a wind generator on top?
3. What video camera do you use and what editing software?
4. How do you get Internet? Is that just mobile phone data?
5. Thanks guys, respect and I am sorry I pre judged before seeing the whole video.

[glenn]

This segment should be subtitled, “Learning British Colloquial Expressions - Part I.” Today’s secret word: “Gormless.” Thanks for rounding out my UK education, gentlemen.

[lazyeejay]

We took our first narrowboat holiday just before lockdown and the weather was stunning. The first morning after mooring to a tree, I woke up figuring I'd get an early start, went to unmoor and while untying I found myself pushing the boat away with my feet while clinging to the tree. Absolute panic set in as I didn't know how deep the water was, luckily it was only waist high so I clambered back onto the boat, my missus and children had woke after hearing me shouting "Help!!!. . . Help!!!"
My shorts were torn and it was a rude awakening to the perils of narrow boating but it turned out to be one of the best holidays we have ever had.

[vickidevries]

What a wonderful life you both have, not only have you found the perfect partner but you share the love of your life on boat and yes let's not forget the wonderful Otis.
CHEERS from Granny Vicki from Logan Utah

[cinders]

I only found you guys last week. Im so involved I cried when Silver Fox was launched, on my birthday too! Thank you so much for helping me get through a tough week, your blogs are an absolute escape. Thanks to the two of you I’m now looking at hiring for a week in autumn!
You’re absolutely gorgeous, and the looks of love between you melt me every time. Joy is a rare thing to find but the two of you always bring it.
Huge squishy hugs xxx

[ericleach]

My dream of living on a narrowboat died a while back. The main reason was, I joined a Facebook group (who shall remain nameless) and, if that's not enough to put you off, what is? Very negative people which, judging by some of the other vlogs out there, backed up my assertions. I now just watch 2-3 vlogs, including this one. I already sort of knew that, despite her nods and semi enthusiasm, that the wife would never do it. So, the Spanish villa is back in vogue (if we're ever allowed to travel again). I've been all around the country with you two and enjoyed every minute. Keep going and good luck.

[dawnoakley]

I work on a boating hire business cleaning them ready for the next lot of customers. I love it!!! Wish i could afford to buy one without having to sell my house.
You two are looking very dapper on this video, love your polo shirts. Great video 👍👍xx

[jasonhoward]

There are so many vlogs revolving around narrowboats that it's hard to settle on one single one to watch at a time. Yours, though, is without a doubt my favorite and I haven't missed one yet. When you guys get the giggles, it's infectious! All the vlogs are fun to watch, but yours has that extra bit that puts it at the top!

[bobcooper]

reasons to be cheerful was by Ian Dury and the blockheads

[leslieadair]

I love the little gestures that show the 2 of you have been together for a long time. Thoroughly enjoyed this episode. 🤗

[danielaagnes]

We are lucky to have you to take us in a narrow boat. So we can feel all the bonuses without the downsides. Thanks! I love you! xx

[yerman]

I cant imagine how hard it must have been to have lost a loved one while far away on the boat, but know that he would be proud of what you are doing!

[andyrbush]

This is the most grin inducing, entertaining list of reasons not to go narrow boating ever. Can't wait to hear what the good reasons are.

[purplesuzylou]

Dear old Ian Dury sang Reasons to be Cheerful! My fave all time was Rythmn Stick though, aah sweet memories 🤣 great vid again guys. You're such a great double act, should be on't telly! Xxx

[sharonformella]

The quality of your reports/content and filming just goes from strength to strength.

[jenniferhill]

Colin: Goes down glug glug glug. Shaun. : like wine. I love this man.