REAL MAN! (asdfmovie skateboarding cow song)

D’you wanna go skateboards?

LYRICS!!

(Skateboard)

Every day you wake up, try to do the best you can
Try to show the world that you can be the bigger man
Some people wanna drag you down, they just want to battle
They all try to act the same, like sheep or like cattle
They don’t know what to do…
Cuz they’ve never seen a man like you

I’m a man!
Yeah, I’m a real man!
Yeah, I’m a man (x2)

(Skateboard)
 
Every day you keep grinding, gotta rise to the top
Too late to slow down, just don’t stop (don’t stop!)
Work hard! Improve! Show them your raddest moves
Shake off the haters like you’ve got nothing to lose
They don’t know what to do…
Cuz they’ve never seen a man like you
 
I’m a man!
Yeah, I’m a real man!
Yeah, I’m a man (x2)

I’ve met a real man
Yes, I am real man.
You wanna go skateboards?
 
Kickflip!
Stalefish!
Roastbeef!
Beep beep!
Flopdrop!
Muffin-top!
Train skid!
Waffle grid!
Bomb blow!
Potato!
Christ air!
Moon bear!
 
Sometimes you lie, head under the covers
Have to admit, some days are harder than others, but
It’s time to get up and give it one last try
One last blast, before we say our goodbyes
They’ll all know what to do…
When they see a real man like you

I’m a man!
Yeah, I’m a real man!
Yeah, I’m the man (x2)

I’m a man! (He’s the man!)
Yeah, I’m a real man!
Yeah, I’m the man
(He’s the man, he’s a real man!) (x2)

(Skateboard)

[LilDeuceDeuce]

Huge thank you Tom for giving me a chance to play within the asdf universe again. It's an honour and I'm excited to see this officially released! Also thanks to the talented animators, musicians and backing vocalists who helped bring this to life. If you want to see more, there's a Skateboarding Cow remix on my channel, and more music coming out later this week!

[riemerdijkstra]

considering that the muffin song reflected tomska's feelings at the time I absolutely hope for him he is in a state of his life where he feels this upbeat

[YelloWool]

I wasn’t expecting such a deep dive into Real Man’s story.

[nekoanimator]

I love the tiny detail of his picture frowning when being disqualified and then smiling after Real Man comes in

[shannanrothman]

Tom can just turn a funny asdf character that was nothing more than a funny “ha ha” joke into a full fledged character with a motive and backstory. Well done.

[RebakaChan]

i've never been so inspired by a c̶o̶w̶ real man on a skateboard

[MadMovieMakers]

Love the unpeel of the "disqualified" sticker, and the mine field skater returning

[MANNBACHBAZZY]

Start of song: A real man

End of song: *the* real man.

[ShadyDoorags]

Don't let his sheer awesomeness distract you from the fact that Real Man slaughtered orphans.

[HailTheBeat]

I like the fact that TomSka adds new lore to the ASDFmovie universe, and it is still alive to this day.

[Dipstikl]

I love how many original asdf characters are getting music videos with backstory. It's amazing what Tom can do with these characters. Amazing work

[ryannewman]

Headcanon: This is how the cow became an actual character in Mario Kart World.

[YelloWool]

I love that Tom still makes this kind of stuff.

[pokemonmanic]

2014: “Yes I am real man.”
2022: “He’s *the* man.”

[JurassiChaos_]

"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others." - Ben the Cow from Barnyard (2006)

[TheGoose.]

Bro this is comedy film material.

Like genuinely, you could get a team of animators, like the ones that made this beautiful animation, give them a few years, and make a movie about a cow wanting to be a man.

It just sounds like a comedy plot and it already works well.

[apjtv]

These guys have somehow mastered the art of taking these short and silly cartoons and turning them into genuinely incredible and compelling characters. It's so cool!

[theimpossibros]

The story is the best honestly. A cow trapped in a farm by an evil farmer and escaping to join a skateboarding competition is kinda dope

[badmangee]

All of the ASDF movie songs add some sort of backstory to these characters, love that Tomska does that

[AymenZero]

Beep sheep is a real one for helping his homie