Things Dad Never Says

Fantasy football is just a fantasy, let's go have brunch 🍳 #husband #marriedlife #comedy

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[katherinew]

When Penn said he was done packing and would pack for the kids, I died laughing and yet felt extremely triggered all at the same time. 😂

[runningonempty]

Calling the decorative pillows "whimsical" at the end really got me. 😂

[jande]

Penn looked like he was about to break out into laughter during every scene 😄

These were so good!

[lynnhawkins]

"That was totally fair! Duke gets no preferential treatment whatsoever." and "He's as charming as he is handsome." I laughed so hard I snorted!

[missouriprideusa]

Now Kim needs to do one about Things Moms Would Never Say.

"We have too many couch pillows and we don't need anymore?! You are absolutely right, honey. We don't need more anymore couch pillows, so I'm not going to buy any."

*puts back decorative pillows.*

Now Taylor and Heidi Calmus need to do the same thing.

[MewsView]

Now dad might not say these things, but when he does it is dripped in HEAVY sarcasm.

[MAnnytteGirard]

The part about not breaking down the box before putting it into the recycling is so relatable but at least they took it to the recycling bin 🤣❤

[MaineGirlOutdoors]

I did not know your father passed away. Sorry for your loss. On the other hand, this was another funny video, keep it going! 👍🏻

[heliagrey]

Incredibly funny- but honestly the funniest part for me was the joke that wasn't even planned... that the one who remembers when Penn wore something last wasn't even Penn, but Kim. XD So accurate. My husband and I joke that if he ever went missing, the description of him I'd give to the cops would be like 'he's 5'10, 190lbs, wearing a brown henley with a small paint stain on the left arm from where we painted the garage last summer, he just shaved his winter beard down to a goatee, he's wearing his ugly blue boat shoes with a hole on the toe and he's got a cut on his hand from where he said he'd be not going to the dr after slicing his hand open taking the a/c out of the window." And if I went missing he'd be like "my wife is... she's got... red hair, and she's shorter than me. Like, to ... um, here-ish *gestures with hand*. What was she wearing? Uh, probably a hoodie? Blueish blackish greyish?"

[SqueakyRogers]

“Mommy always packs! Now it’s my turn!” Hit me right in the unequal balance of responsibilities

[manyalevine]

"That way we can see at all times in all parts of the house" loved them all🤣👌🏻💞

[RichMengYiMing]

The suit at the end reminds me of my grandpa's funeral. The funny thing was that my parents were still staying at my grandpa's house for the funeral, and my dad had his suit hanging in the guest closet. They told the morgue to get my grandpa's suit and put it on him (maybe his housekeeper helped them get the suit). When my dad went to get ready for the funeral, he couldn't find his suit. As you can guess, we got to see my grandpa in his casket wearing my dad's suit, and my dad had to wear the suit of that was intended for burial. True story! We still laugh about it today.

[lighthousehg]

Hahaha As a football coach's daughter, I feel this one in my soul. We used to have dad's yelling at my mom and us kids because my dad wasn't playing their kid🤦‍♀️

[logicandlaughs]

So glad you kept that last bit... letting people see the remembering and the bit about having a fight. A mix of fun/pain/etc that is life. Hugs to you guys! Thanks for what you guys do!!

[MrsRight]

My favorite part was the special awareness in packing up the car. That is so true and hilarious!

[capnstewy]

"Whatever you ordered you deserve it" wise words I say at least once a week.

[jobethk]

I hadn’t realized your father had gone home. It’s never easy even when we know it’s a blessing.🙏🏻❤️🌺

[LegionOfWeirdos]

I take small issue with the Target thing. Target's my happy place; my "dad escape." But I don't look at pillows and candles...
My excuse for going is to buy food and toiletry items our grocery store doesn't carry, but I spend most of my time in the toy isles, the seasonal department, the outdoor stuff, thumbing through all the LP records, and then I might spend twenty minutes on self-dialog debating whether we should upgrade our TV (I always conclude "not yet").

All the other points... yep. Spot on.

[PR-peoc]

I love leaving $20 in my winter coat. It’s a nice, surprising, treat for next year. Along with rotting candy 😆 U guys are so humble and relatable. Just love watching your skits!! Hugs from a midwestern friend! ☺️

[thetoysofchildhood]

Lol, the very first thing he said had me laughing out loud. This is all so funny.😂
The box in the recycle bin! Why do I feel so seen/attacked?!🙈😂