Introducing the Magneto-Turboencabulator

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[AlphaPhoenixChannel]

Sup everyone! I'll update this comment with FAQ answers and video corrections. Let me know!

[kayakMike]

Everything he is saying is actually accurate description of how this thing actually works. Totally sharing this....

[noalear]

You did an amazing job of paying homage to the original while making it your own. This is top-tier april fools.

[markmarketing]

This was quite easy to follow, but I got lost on the "relatively simple bamboo workbench"

[nicolasstreit]

The concatenation of phonemes which form part of the audiovisual stimuli that were delivered to the consciousness of the consuming subject by means of a Turing machine with associated energy transformers whose target domains are the phononic and photonic, respectively, and leave, as a matter of subjective experience, the impression of being the result of careful onsideration, as well as the aforementioned consuming subject in an affective state characterized by arousal of its sympathetic nervous system and a felt state of strong positive valence towards the experienced stimuli and the primary agent that brought them into being. I love it!

[_aullik]

Give this man a Star Trek role. I always wanted technobabble that actually makes sense

[cashley]

This is... simply beautiful. A perfect homage to a perfect presentation. And the way you just occasionally throw in the odd word from the original... A true masterpiece.

[you_just]

We've been hearing the "magneto-turboencabulators are only five to ten years of research away!" line for so long, I never actually thought we'd see one...

[assorted-rubbish]

This is absolutely the finest turboencabulator ever devised

[pelegsap]

Incredible engineering and a very clear explanation. I consider purchasing a unit to help with my lab's inverse partial solenoid dimensional stability issues.

[Dr_Doctor_Lee]

i love those tech babble videos. they mean absolutely nothing but are just entertaining

[Peter_Morris]

I was giggling the whole time, but the way you said, “These layers are extremely thin, ” just killed me!

This video is amazing.

[sageinit]

He's done it. The absolute madlad has built THE FORBIDDEN DEVICE. At last.

[jordansorenson]

I am just impressed that he actually had a valid use for all of those words. Webster has been made proud this day. 👏

[Alexander_Sannikov]

me: wow alpha phoenix now has a sheet metal cnc laser cutter
alpha phoenix: yeah, no

[mattiasfagerlund]

That, sir, left me not only conceptually flummoxed but also emotionally flabbergasted. Well done, sir!

[adamengelhart]

In which the learned AlphaPhoenix demonstrates, by doing so for five minutes running, that it is possible to simultaneously speak the truth and talk bollocks. A most distinguished piece of work. 👍👍👍

[LeoStaley]

Yes. YES! I've been thinking about how to achieve this for decades. Thank you so much for finally solving the problems inherent in the magneto flux deposition relative to the sinusoidal replanation.

[asdfasdf-ddlk]

Thank you for describing how to convert this to British thermal units, finally I, an Englishman, can have access to this truly remarkable technology!

[AlmightyXI]

I feel that the galvanic pile wasn't given enough credit for this feat of engineering.