KFC Announces Their Gaming Console... What Is 2020 Anymore (KFConsole)

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[YongYea]

Looks like 2020 had one more plot twist up its sleeve.

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- Brandon Hann
- WECKmaster329
[BIG BOSS]
- callmevocal
- Charlie Galvin
- CommittedHall
- Jonathan Ball
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- Devon B
- Gerardo Andrade
- Joe Hunt
- Matthew Szalkiewicz
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- Shepard Gaming
- Simon S
- Time Dragonlord
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- Yue

[ThatOneNerdyGuy]

I swear to god there is a marketing guy there who is trying SO HARD to get fired for suggesting the stupidest things but they just keep liking his ideas.

[sktedie]

2020: “Did you know, Nintendo originally made playing cards?”
2120: “Did you know, KFC originally made fried chicken?”

[Maverick]

I can’t believe I’ve lived long enough to hear someone ask “How easily does the console get damaged by the chicken?” and it be a legitimate question.

[justmindset]

Clearly this console was made for the sole purpose of running "I Love You, Colonel Sanders!" at max settings.

[Myxth]

"Their developers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should"

[neonnwave]

Demolition Man lied. Taco Bell won't win the fast food wars. KFC will, because they are marketing geniuses. They made a romance novel, an anime style visual novel, a drama starring Mario Lopez as Colonel Sanders, nail polish and other cosmetics that smell and taste like chicken, and now a game console that heats your chicken. There's no way Taco Bell or any fast food joint can top these marketing tactics.

[stanleyd]

Problem:
Wife saying: "Honey, stop playing games and make some dinner"
Solution:
KFConsole

[BarokaiRein]

I gotta be honest I absolutely adore how over the top their trailer is.

[Kyfatefreak]

"What's your graphics settings at?"
"11 herbs and spices"

[OrdinaryJo]

Good luck fighting the scalpers for this beast of a console.

[kevnar]

"Note: You must have KFC chicken in the device to run games. Please enter your latest KFC receipt code to continue."

[Bubbas_dissapointment]

Wife: "Why are you playing this game so intensely?!"

Guy playing KFConsole: "I am keeping our dinner warm"

[crobar_]

When you haven't been able to upgrade in a few years and the KFConsole is more powerful than your own gaming pc.

[nexus]

"I'm questioning how easily this console will get damaged by the chicken" is definitely not a statement I ever expected to hear on this channel.

[traytonvanderecken]

This a really strange April fool's joke and it's not even April.

[avalonleodegrance]

"At Cooler Master, we’re wired different."
No arguments there.

[bificommander]

"How do you want your chicken?"
"Charred and hot."
*Boot up Cyberpunk 2077*

[Terabit]

I'm gonna call it. This thing is going to be HUGE in Japan

[maxwell]

Not sure why ur confused Yong. The heat from the console goes into-> the chiken, then the chiken -> goes into the player -> player puts cold chiken into console. We are the Cooling system.